joe.50 Posted February 22, 2004 Share Posted February 22, 2004 Block. sidestep, kick to the groin . (not creative enough ?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted February 22, 2004 Share Posted February 22, 2004 toucha my stuff, slappa yo' face!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SI-Prozac Posted February 22, 2004 Share Posted February 22, 2004 (edited) kick to the right knee and a jab to the left face ... then run like hell or the bruce lee type stuff... go with their throws .... wait for a punch grab his arm .. throw him towards u and meet his face with an elbow. Edited February 22, 2004 by SI-Prozac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconSnake Posted February 22, 2004 Share Posted February 22, 2004 (edited) index trigger, rack back slide and release, sight, acquire, fire. Repeat if necessary. Edited February 22, 2004 by ReconSnake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velocity Posted February 22, 2004 Share Posted February 22, 2004 Repeat if necessary. LMAO one way of doing it. Bound to work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schenkanator Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 Flykick to the chin/chest, then right, left, right hooks as necessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe.50 Posted February 23, 2004 Author Share Posted February 23, 2004 If the guy 's got you in a bear hug, Spit on his face or get a loadful of booger and paste on his arm- you'll be surprised how quickly he releases you Then a kick to the knee then RUN!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowFella Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 hmmm...last time I practiced anything like this it went something in this order: 1: recieve elbow to face, splitting eyebrow. 2: recieve right fist in gut, ending up doubled over. 3: notice kick to face just in time to avoid getting hit, resulting in so far lucky ###### loosing balance. 4: Introducing his left kidney to my right fist, doubling him over 5: finishing things off with an allmighty kick to morons rear end, sending him flying into a shrubbery. Can't really advocate this approach though as it took 5 stitches to close my left eyebrow the following morning, need I say both me and the other party was more than a little drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 1. About face. 2. Right leg forward. 3. Left leg forward. 4. Repeat 2-3 increasing speed as fast as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 1. About face. 2. Right leg forward. 3. Left leg forward. 4. Repeat 2-3 increasing speed as fast as possible. this from the martial arts master? surprising Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firefly2442 Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 Dave Chapelle- -"What do the five fingers say to the face?..... SLAP!!!!" LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syncopator Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 Hold down both mouse buttons while pressing:1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 all at same time. I am now invincible and all enemy turn into healthpacks. Wins everytime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magnumkp Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 1. About face. 2. Right leg forward. 3. Left leg forward. 4. Repeat 2-3 increasing speed as fast as possible. this from the martial arts master? surprising Not surprising at all. Running like hell has been a favourite self defense move for thousands of years. You can stand and fight, and wait for his mates to arrive, or you can hide round the back and wait until they have gone. Although next time, I'm going to try syncos idea. If you don't see me after Friday, you will know I am in the critical ward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe.50 Posted February 23, 2004 Author Share Posted February 23, 2004 Point and shout "Wow Look at that Playboy Bunny " and as he turns to look.....Whammo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slackbladder Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 (edited) If pre-emptive strikes are allowed: 1) Ask a silly question - "Yoghurt or cheese?" 2) Chinjab to jaw whilst thug considers answer. Unconsiousness will result every time. 3) Run. If the fertiliser has hit the fan: 1) Grab neck with both hands and draw head into my chest. 2) Knee everything until he falls over unconscious. 3) Run. If I am scared for my life and escape isn't an option: 1) Grab neck. Squeeze hard. or 1) Stick thumb in eye. Remove eye. Repeat. or 1) Smile blandly 2) Push head back with left hand, smiling blandly 3) Stab the abdomen repeatedly, smiling blandly. Being imaginative isn't the trick. Keep it simple, keep it offensive, keep it to yourself until you need it. Edited February 23, 2004 by Slackbladder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
budgie Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 I kinda scream like a sissy, throw my hands up in the air and run away screaming, "Mamaaa!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parabellum Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 I favor chi-chi-pow, a 3-step maneuver guaranteed to stop your opponent. 1 - chi: draw hammer fully to the rear. 2 - chi: - squeeze trigger 3 - POW! Hehe - OK, in all seriousness, I don't think the question can really be answered with just one maneuver, because there are alot of things that can be done. However, a thumb to the eye and a heel-of-the-hand to the collar bone is a nice way to say "Leave me the heck alone." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XavierOnasis Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 Dave Chapelle- -"What do the five fingers say to the face?..... SLAP!!!!" LOL. YTINU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeXaN Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 Whatever reaction my brain tells me BTW i loved that Chapelle episode one of the best along with the one where he thought he was white and was in the KKK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpl Ledanek Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 XXX OO oh wait, thats PS2 Tekken Combo ....kick the groin (if a female attacker---any breast) AND RUN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 index trigger, rack back slide and release, sight, acquire, fire. Repeat if necessary. *sigh* the american solution "from my cold dead hands!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffery Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 american solution spend 1/2 hour look for bigger gun pommy solution judo chopp [austin powers] aussie solution wombat up the side of the head kiwi solution i love you, you love me [ run ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Maximum Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 point at ruin and run off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Slaughter Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 As stated before no one technique will work for every situation(including running away) because no two scenarios will be the same. I do agree the best defense is avoiding the situation if at all possible. Another little quote i like is: "When in doubt, choke him out". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe.50 Posted February 24, 2004 Author Share Posted February 24, 2004 baseball bat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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