shadow2k1 Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 ok lets hear what ya got no matter how corny or lame they are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlakeness (HotPants) Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 obviously dont post one unless its lame and corny, though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
300Mag Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 (edited) There is NO WAY you are as good as your sister... Edited January 14, 2003 by 300Mag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalker_Zero Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 LOL 300mag you bum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinger Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 You are like a Parking ticket you got fine written all over you! Those must be Astronaut pants cause your but is outta this world! Those were from T.V. though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadow2k1 Posted January 14, 2003 Author Share Posted January 14, 2003 There is NO WAY you are as good as your sister... muahahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killa_N_Manila Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 (edited) Hi, do you have a map...'cuz I just got lost in your eyes ...*looks around, embarrassed for posting a corny line* Edited January 14, 2003 by Killa_N_Manila Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark L. Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 Hi there. My name's Mark. How're you doing? Seems to work fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Ranger Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 You are like a Parking ticket you got fine written all over you! Those must be Astronaut pants cause your but is outta this world! Those were from T.V. though LMAO! Saw those on TV tonight! Here's mine: ----------------------------- I'm still single, what does that tell you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
budgie Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 Tengoku kara ochita toki itakatta no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.ronin Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 (using ricardo montelbon's accent...) your edited for content is worth millions ... tonight, i will be a millionaire!! (my personal fav.... also with ricardo's accent....) i take you to my house in morocco. we make many children. Moderation mode: Do not try to circumvent the swear filters. If you use a word and it gets edited out like this "######" then don't come up with a creative little way to use the word anyway. -- Jester Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWilliams11 Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 Wanna ######? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daywanderer Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 "How much?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velocity Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 Please note that i dont use this line...honest..i just heard it a while back!! *Walks up to her*..."Do you believe in love at first sight?....or should i walk past you again?" lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Ranger Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 LMAO! These are great...and @300Mag...I'll start using yours and maybe I'll get lucky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~NkOgNiTo~ Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 (edited) "Was your daddy a thief?..Cuz someone stole the stars from the sky and hid them in your eyes." "Will $300 be enough?" Edited January 14, 2003 by ~NkOgNiTo~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schenkanator Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 "I like your watch" (means - 'I like to watch') Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firefly2442 Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 "Hey wanna play some one-on-one Ghost Recon multiplayer? No? Well, too bad for you!" -"Get lost loser" "Check out my smilie ." -"You are such a freak." "I feel sick........." -"Don't throw up on me..... I'm leaving.... *She leaves to use bathroom at another restaurant.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
budgie Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 (edited) I have removed my contribution here. Can't live with that black mark on my record. In order to bypass moderator filters on swear words, I typed the first letter of the word followed by dots. I will henceforth be washing my mouth out with soap. As WK posted in the Discussion thread, cursing in any form will not be tolerated as minors do attend these forums. Sorry for the upset, guys. Edited January 16, 2003 by budgie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadow2k1 Posted January 15, 2003 Author Share Posted January 15, 2003 damn those pants are skin tight, how do you get in them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruin Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 I lost my phone number... can I have yours? This bar aint big enough for the both of us... luckily my couch is. Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell outta heaven! Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!! I have only three months to live... --->Not a line ---Oh... looky what I found Discalimer: The aboce website may contain content unsuitable for children under the age of 30. Viewer discretion is advised. In all seriousness though. There may be some 'naughty' things on there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Sticky Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 (edited) How 'bout a pizza and a ####? (If she says no)... What, you don't like pizza? Moderator edit for content. No more attempts to bypass the swear filters. Edited January 16, 2003 by WhiteKnight77 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluntobject Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 Excuse me, I'm new in town and don't really know my way around yet. Can I have directions to your house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffery Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 my will only work for you guy dnepropetrovsk ukraine G'AY Iam Friend of Jeffery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WEP_Magnum Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 "Hey, you look pretty good. Can I buy you a White Castle?" ----Said by my brother a 4:00am in line at White Castle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.