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PS: Today's my birthday....

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From the Globe and Mail (Canada)

Australians encouraged to procreate

Associated Press

 

Canberra — Facing a falling birth rate, the Australian government has a simple message: Go forth and multiply. And they're prepared to pay new parents who take up the call.

"Come on, come on, your nation needs you," Prime Minister John Howard said Wednesday, when asked about a one-off $3,000 ($2,900 Canadian) payment for all new mothers announced by Treasurer Peter Costello in the annual budget.

On Tuesday night, a smiling Mr. Costello urged reporters in Canberra: "You go home and do your patriotic duty tonight."

The father of three suggested that two children per couple wasn't quite enough to combat the effects of an aging population and declining birth rate in this sparsely populated nation of 20 million.

"If you can have children it's a good thing to do. You should have ..... one for your husband, one for your wife, and one for your country," Mr. Costello said.

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You lads should come to Canada for quick jaunt... Every Aussie I've met, no matter how ugly, gets laid - cuz of that damned accent. :rocky:

Cheers,

Mike

This is looking for trouble....

BTW: It's my birthday today....

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Happy birthday to me!

Happy birthday to me!

Happy birthday to me!

Happy birthday to me!

Happy birthday to me!

Happy birthday to me!

Happy birthday to me!

Happy birthday to me!

Happy birthday to me!

Happy birthday to me!

Happy birthday to me!

Happy birthday to me!

PS: Today's my birthday....

Happy Birthday Slink :clapping: - young Whippersnapper .....have a good day and dont' get into too much mischief. :P

Oh and BTW- it's a tradition at least in Australia to apply punches to the shoulders of the person whose birthday it is... the NO of punches coresponds with age so, you get 17 punches on your shoulder from each C.R.A.P member... :ermm:

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Heheh happy birthday slink u youngen (my 17th was in march, thats makes me older than u)

And welcome mike, sigs lookin sharp!! (ill fix what u want fixed immenatly :thumbsup: )

Looks like im slowly makin all the sigs for C.R.A.P members :ph34r:

@ Zjj: Who is TED?!?

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Heheh happy birthday slink u youngen (my 17th was in march, thats makes me older than u)

bloody whipper snapper's.

Looks like im slowly makin all the sigs for C.R.A.P members

let's face it mate, you make C.R.A.P sig's :P

cheers......

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let's face it mate, you make C.R.A.P sig's :P

Youve cut me dekela, youve cut me deep :P

a nice bit of graffiti i saw on the wall of a toilet somes up this place quite well

*ahem*

Some come here to sit and stink

Some come here to sit and think

I come here to scratch my balls

and read the bull(poo) on the walls

:lol:

Ah toilet cubicles, they can teach us soo much

(be here thurdays @ 7, hot sex young girl)

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...only Bob isn't on the welcome list...... :angry:

I must be blind and stupid... who is Bob?

BOB THE NAILER

Yankee forum spasstic, wishes he was an australia, alot like ryan actually :shifty:

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...only Bob isn't on the welcome list...... :angry:

I must be blind and stupid... who is Bob?

Bob the Nailer.... he occasionally posts in here trying to do a really bad imitation of an Aussie.... as such when he post here he generally gets stuff thrown at him rather quickly i.e...bottom of page

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...only Bob isn't on the welcome list...... :angry:

I must be blind and stupid... who is Bob?

Bob the Nailer.... he occasionally posts in here trying to do a really bad imitation of an Aussie.... as such when he post here he generally gets stuff thrown at him rather quickly i.e...bottom of page

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Ahhhhh. Seen.

Bob cracks me up when paired with Snake in "War Stories"... those two are funny has Hell.

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