Chems Posted September 13, 2003 Share Posted September 13, 2003 Some one told me this and apperently its only funny if read. So here goes. Satin said to Jesus Im better than you and you know it. Jesus said let god decide. God came down and said to decide you must both write me an essay on why you are better than the other in 1 hour. Jesus and Satin both sat down on their computers and started typing. 55 minutes had passed and all of a sudden lightning struck and the power went off, Satin stood up in outrage and pointed at God and said, he did that on purpose Ive lost all my work!!! God said, "yes but jesus saves" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeXaN Posted September 13, 2003 Share Posted September 13, 2003 lol thats a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Ranger Posted September 13, 2003 Share Posted September 13, 2003 Nice joke, but who is "Satin"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magnumkp Posted September 13, 2003 Share Posted September 13, 2003 Knights in white satin, never reaching the end..... good joke, made slightly better with the SP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Ranger Posted September 13, 2003 Share Posted September 13, 2003 Knights in white satin, never reaching the end..... You're talking about the Ring Wraiths in The Lord of the Rings, yeah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYR_32 Posted September 13, 2003 Share Posted September 13, 2003 hehe good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chems Posted September 13, 2003 Author Share Posted September 13, 2003 Well I thought satin made it funnier than satan. oh well what ever gets a laugh. ill leave it to SOTOphantom from now on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collis the Muffinman Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 (coming from a catholic) YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tollen Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 Hillarious my friend, hillarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magnumkp Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 Knights in white satin, never reaching the end..... You're talking about the Ring Wraiths in The Lord of the Rings, yeah? No. Moody Blues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalker Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hephaestus Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 I have a better one: The local congregation of the saints were just havin a mighty good time at the Sword of Joshua Pentecostal Missionary Baptist Church of Antioch, when all of a sudden, from the back door, marches a man resembling a sort of biker of the wooliest type. People started quieting as the man went to the front in an unusual walk, and then proclaimed, "Who here is scared of me," and he let out an awful growl. About half the congregation flew out the back door, jumpin pews and hollerin' for the Lord. The next thing you know, in marches Satan from the back, and those faithful few that are left, are in terror. Satan makes his way to the front, and those in the back are already long gone. He then lets out a roar and almost everyone, including the biker, bolt for the back doors. But there's one man left up front. Satan has a confused look and inquires of the man, "Arent you scared of me?" "Nope," says the man. Satan, now as fussy as only the lord of darkness could be, retorts, "Well, why not??" "Why should I be scared of you--," the man says arrogantly, "I've been married to your sister for 15 years!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supasniper Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 LMAO these are great guys, keep them coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxship Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 good clean funny humor, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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