Stalker Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 (edited) Why Men Are Happier Than Women! 1. We keep our last name. 2. The garage is all ours. 3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4. Chocolate is just another snack. 5. We can be president. 6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 7. Car mechanics tell us the truth. 8. The world is our urinal. 9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. 10. Same work, more pay. 11. Wrinkles add character. 12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100. 13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them. 14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. 15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet. 16. One mood, ALL the time. 17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 18. We know stuff about tanks. 19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 20. We can open all our own jars. 21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend. 23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. 24. Everything on our face stays its original color. 25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. 26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 27. We almost never have strap problems in public 28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes. 29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades. 30. We don't have to shave below our neck. 31. Our belly usually hides our big hips. 32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. 33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife. 34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. 35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes. Edited June 28, 2004 by Stalker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadly_sniper22 Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 8. The world is our urinal. 13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them. 17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. Me and my friend have what we call a 2 second phone call. DS22: Hey Friend: Hey DS22: Do stuff: Friend: Where? DS22: there. Friend: Later DS22: Cya i can't stand talking on the phone for more then a minute, unless its with my grandparents, they got good cooking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagger Posted June 19, 2004 Share Posted June 19, 2004 LOL its the truth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Slink Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 Good ones! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WytchDokta Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 **Sets up a position to provide sniper cover for Stalker for when zjj arrives** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagger Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 **grabs M4/M203 combo, and moves in to asist nightmare** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WytchDokta Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Anyone else? Might need some one on comms to bring in a airstrike.... Oh yeah, and incase things start getting messing, we might need a machine gunner.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velocity Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 **leaves the area rapidly since he believes it would take more than a sniper rifle and a M4/M203 to stop ZJJ** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WytchDokta Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 **Velocity is shot dead for desertion** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagger Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 **leaves the area rapidly since he believes it would take more than a sniper rifle and a M4/M203 to stop ZJJ** **hauls velocity's body off and sets up claymores** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osokdfgr Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes. oh my gosh! you must be spying on my dad!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WytchDokta Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 **Lays down the razor wire and sets up some punji spike traps** I wonder why zjj hasn't come to see this thread yet.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagger Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 **runs of to hire some mercs** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supasniper Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 cos zjj is going to "forget" and remember it again when you least expect it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZJJ Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 [3.4] Forum Moderators : Abuse directed at Forum Admin or Moderators will not be tolerated and will result in instant account deletion for the offender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagger Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 [3.4] Forum Moderators : Abuse directed at Forum Admin or Moderators will not be tolerated and will result in instant account deletion for the offender. OOPs SORRY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chems Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 Quick just tickle her chin, it subsides her mad urge to ban people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeroalpha Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 So, Zjj - you going to hide behind your rank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WytchDokta Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 "Contact!! Coming up on the west flank, 800 metres!! Suspect appears to be alone and heavily armed. All points stand by....Contact closing fast, west flank 600 metres. All points go loud, I say again, GO LOUD!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZJJ Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 So, Zjj - you going to hide behind your rank No, but since they don't have a snowball's chance in h#ll at conquering me with their little weapons, I thought I would remind them of the ultimate consequence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagger Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 So, Zjj - you going to hide behind your rank No, but since they don't have a snowball's chance in h#ll at conquering me with their little weapons, I thought I would remind them of the ultimate consequence. **doesn't surrenders and starts laying down covering fire.............MAN DOWN ** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalker Posted June 27, 2004 Author Share Posted June 27, 2004 (edited) Edited June 28, 2004 by Stalker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalker Posted June 27, 2004 Author Share Posted June 27, 2004 (edited) Edited June 28, 2004 by Stalker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WytchDokta Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 This is Mountain Eagle. Nuclear airstrike is inbound. I am commencing my run. Enjoy the firworks! Mountain Eagle out. *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* Mushroom cloud.....no sign of zjj.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeroalpha Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 all callsigns this is zeroalpha, Zjj taken down (was ambushed while adjusting lippy, mirror gave away position) alpha out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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