Sup Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 I'm taking no credit for this, it isn't mine I found it on ghost recon.om's boards: Three blondes are walking through the forst, and the come upon some tracks. The first says "I think they're bear tracks!" the second " No, rabit tracks" the third "you are both wrong they're deer tracks". They all look up and get hit by a train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dark Ranger Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 Sorry, I don't get it. I can't become stupid for a few seconds...it is just...not possible... They deserved it right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYR_32 Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
check6 Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 A blond woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note: "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 a.m. tomorrow. Signed, 'The Blond.'" She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the following note: "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blond would do this to another." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Slink Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 How do you kill a blond? Put a knife in your right hand and tell her to sing the national anthem. Or Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avey Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 When does a blonde have more than one brain cell? When she’s pregnant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zantar45 Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 (edited) LMAO@check6 LMAO@The_Slink LMAO@avey2904 Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, a smart blonde, and a dumb blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $100 on the ground. Who gets it? Nobody. The first four don't exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper. EDIT:SNIP! Funny, but keep it out of here, please. -- Jester (your friendly, neighborhood admin) *Added*Sorry there, didnt know.Can do. Edited April 13, 2003 by Zantar45 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantoms_shadow Posted April 12, 2003 Share Posted April 12, 2003 What do you call a blonde with pigtails? For the sake of the forum I won't answer the question unless through Private Messaging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Slink Posted April 12, 2003 Share Posted April 12, 2003 A blond walks into a bar. <bang> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardRock Posted April 12, 2003 Share Posted April 12, 2003 OH BOY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Slink Posted April 13, 2003 Share Posted April 13, 2003 Did you hear about the blond conservationist? She took lobsters from their tanks and let them go in the woods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
check6 Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 poor lobster btw: Why do have blondes one more braincell than a chicken?? For the sake, that they do not ###### on the yard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havok Posted May 4, 2003 Share Posted May 4, 2003 Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter represented. The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey " St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell. The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts. " St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell. The third blonde said she knew what Easter was, and St. Peter said, "So, tell me." She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested Him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder ... " St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good." Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of hockey." St. Peter fainted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supasniper Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 i got a couple: Q: What do you call a smart blond? A: A golden retriever Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realise she could play it at night. Q: How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streinger Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 <edited for content> Please refrain from posting 'bad-taste' jokes in the future. Thanks Schenkanator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sybarite Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 read this on the 7S Forum: posted by John_Pain: ----- Original KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She had initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. And, yes, Linda is a blonde. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havok Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 yeah i read about that on weird world news or something a while ago.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waka_3 Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 I saw that first joke somewhere else. That's a great one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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