Oh hell Rebecca, you don't know what sort of can o' worms you've opened up here. It's like chucking a lion into a pen of pigs.
I expect you'll be getting quite a few private messages from over excitable interweb geeks, who spend far too much time playing games. Offers of "Giving up Ghost Recon to touch your hair" may not be uncommon, and perhaps "You can unload my gun anytime".
I, of course, am above that sort of thing.
PS. I took a look at your website that Rocky posted, and you don't appear to have much on. You'll catch a chill.