Lizard pokes his head in the door then nervously turns it back to look over his shoulder. Seeing nothing he slips in and latches the door beind him. He likes what he see's and reads. As he get's comfortable and lets his guard down, BANG!!! The door gets kicked in and an angry mob (pun intended) of blizzard entertainment tough guys. They wrestle him to the ground and club him over the head with a pipe.
"We're not done with you boy". One of them says in a frightening voice. Then they proceed to pick him up and carry him off through the ruined door and back off into obscurity.
Before he fades out of sight though, you can hear him saying groggily.
"Please GRIN, Please Bo, Save me... Save me from the horrible monster that is World of Warcraft. "
Then nothing more is heard and an erie silence settles over the forums.