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[Cpl Ledanek]

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Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking

along they come upon a huge hole in the ground.

They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. The

first hunter says "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even

see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."

The second hunter says" I don't know, let's throw something

down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

The first hunter says "There's this old automobile

transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in

the hole".

So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and

two and three, and throw it in the hole.

They are standing there listening and looking over the

edge and they here a rustling in the brush behind them.

As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through

the brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, and

jumped in head first.

While they are standing there looking at each other,

looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that

was all about, an old farmer walks up. "Say there", says

the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat

around here anywhere, did you?"

The first hunter says " Funny you should ask, but we were

just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out

of the bushes doin' abouta hunert miles an hour and jumped

headfirst into this hole here!"

The old farmer said "Why that's impossible, I had him

chained to a transmission

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