warhawk 0 Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 Marine Corps Entrance Exam Subject: MARINE ENTRANCE EXAM Time Limit: 3 WKS Name: _____________________________ 1. What language is spoken in France? 2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau. 3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to ___ (a) build a bridge ___ (b) sail the ocean ___ © lead an army or ___ (D) WRITE A PLAY!!!! 4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one) ___ (a) Jewish ___ (b) Catholic ___ © Hindu ___ (d) Polish ___ (e) Agnostic 5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters? 6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5? 7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately) 8. What are people in America's far north called? ___ (a) Westerners ___ (b) Southerners ___ © Northerners 9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton Bush: __________________________________________ Carter: _________________________________________ Clinton: _________________________________________ 10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five: 11. Where does rain come from? ___ (a) Macy's ___ (b) a 7-11 ___ © Canada ___ (d) the sky 12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? ___ (a) yes ___ (b) no 13. What are coat hangers used for? 14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country? 15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS. 16. Where is the basement in a three story building located? 17. Which part of America produces the most oranges? ___ (a) New York ___ (b) Florida ___ © Canada ___ (d) Wisconsin 18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have? 19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for? 20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)? ___ (a) B.C. ___ (b) A.D. * You must correctly answer three or more questions to qualify * If you are stuck on any questions, you may ask the monitor for help. Stout Hearts Wahawk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
-|)()A-Cobra 0 Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 hmmmmmm Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ruin 17 Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 " *click the smiley* Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ZJJ 74 Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Tsk, tsk, Warhawk I thought a Navy man would not have to copy a post (and change the branch of service) that was made by a Marine. Are you needing help finding new material? I can send you a few more jokes. " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zantar45 0 Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 If you need material man, Im sure we could throw a fundraiser. Maybe hire a writer? " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tollen 0 Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 If you need material man, Im sure we could throw a fundraiser. Maybe hire a writer? Why not Shakespear.? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Private B 0 Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 ROFL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zantar45 0 Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Why not Shakespear.? Sure thing. Hey anyone got a time machine or maybe a laboratory so we can make a Shakespeare clone? hehe for some reason I just was reminded of GI Joe the cartoon where Cobra makes Serpentor by collecting all the DNA of some of the greatest people in time. heh, so we got a SGT Slaughter already, we just need the rest either you get the little comment or you don't. Them's the breaks . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
warhawk 0 Posted September 4, 2003 Author Share Posted September 4, 2003 @Zjj I don't remember rattling your cage zoomie! If want any crap out of you I will squeeze your head! @Zantar Are you out of lollipops? Stout Hearts Warhawk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Whisper_44 0 Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 here we go again Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cpl Ledanek 247 Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Let birthday-boy enjoy his cake...god knows how many times he tried taking that test, even though he can't qualify for a jarhead. Stick with the bell-bottom jeans, their back in style anyways happy birthday "WaaarrHawk" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Yodasplat 0 Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 @Zjj I don't remember rattling your cage zoomie! If want any crap out of you I will squeeze your head! ... Zjj might have asked for it but that was over the top. ahem.. by the way, didn't Whiteknight lock a thread once, where similar "friendly" exchanges took place between branches of the armed forces? Let's try to keep it nice hummmkay? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
warhawk 0 Posted September 5, 2003 Author Share Posted September 5, 2003 @Yoda Ok. Stout Hearts Warhawk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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