warhawk 0 Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him. "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied, still in pain, in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together in his groin. But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked, "How does that feel?" He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell." Stout Hearts Warhawk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
firefly2442 0 Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 LOL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NYR_32 6 Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 LMAO....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Ranger 0 Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 I wouldn't have said anything about my thumb... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tollen 0 Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Gosh... Must have been one hell of a shoot! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Parabellum 12 Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Hahahahahahaha! I had a couple of friends once who were golfing, and there was an exercise course near the green. Well, anyway, Chet (one of my friends) hit the ball, and it went on some errant flight path, and bounced off of a boulder, and went flying off. Well, lo and behold, there was a lady jogging, and the ball was headed her direction. Chet's golfing buddy said "No way!" but, sure enough, the ball nailed the lady and she dropped like a sack of potatoes. They had to call the paramedics and the police. In the end, the lady was fine, but it was quite a funny situation. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tollen 0 Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Told this story at work today and hell the guys laughed so hard that some spilled some of their precious coffe! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Specter 0 Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Thumb? Thumb? I dont have any thumbs ! ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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