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Tell me it's a UK thing... what is a tosser? :stupid:

A tosser is someone who um, err, how can I put this without being banned? It's someone who you know, like um...... err plays with themselves. You know, a Tommy Tanker.

Yes, BMW drivers are also tossers. As are "soft roaders". ###### is the point of that?

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Heh good joke, aimed at the wrong car surely? Everyone knows it's BMW drivers who are tossers.

Not sure how to read this one, there are two options as I see it,

Please select the more desireable:

1. All BMW owners are tossers apart from RED BMW owners.

2. Somebody's wife is ###### off.

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Heh good joke, aimed at the wrong car surely? Everyone knows it's BMW drivers who are tossers.

Not sure how to read this one, there are two options as I see it,

Please select the more desireable:

1. All BMW owners are tossers apart from RED BMW owners.

2. Somebody's wife is ###### off.

:o

:o:o:o:o

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Greetings!

As someone who drives a Jetta, I can say that I've never heard anyone call me anything as I pass them at 120mph. :ph34r:

Of all the cars I dislike, theres one that really takes the cake... :rolleyes:

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Now, now whats wrong with veedubs ?! Okay the beetle maybe for tossers . I drive a '97 Golf (in the process of swapping in a VR6 :devil: ) . Nothing like fine German egineering .... much better than all those cheezy ricerunners out there .

Speaking of the Beetle and tossers reminds me of Fight Club... :blink:

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