What does your daddy do?

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My friend sent me these. I thought I would share some laughs.

Title: What does your daddy do?

It was the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know

the kids by asking them their names and what their fathers did for a living.

The first little girl said, "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman."

The next little boy said, "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic."

It was then little Johnny's turn and he said, "My name is Johnny and my

father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men."

The teacher gasped and quickly moved on, but later, in the school yard, the

teacher approaches Johnny privately and asks if it was really true that his

Dad dances nude in a gay bar.

Little Johnny blushed and said, "No, he's really a guitar player for the

Dixie Chicks, but I was too embarrassed to say so."

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Title: Manifestation of obsessions

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young

mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said,

"You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it

manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too

manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by

the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."