Crimson Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 (edited) A hippie on a bus notices a nun sitting across from him. He gets up and sits next to her and says, "Id really like to have sex with you". The nun responds with, "Im a nun, I believe in abstinance". At the next bus stop, the nun and the hippie get off the bus. As the hippie is walking by the bus driver, the driver says, "So, I hear you want to score with the nun. Heres what you do: Every night she goes to pray at the local cematary to pray to God. Dress up as God and your in". Sure enough, the nun is at the cematary, praying to God. The hippie confronts her, dressed as God with a mask on and says, "I command you to have sex with me". The nun says, "Okay, but we will do it anally, so I wont lose my virginity". After they are done, the hippie pulls off his mask and says, "Hahaha! Its the hippie from the bus". The nun pulls off her mask and says, "Hahahah! Its me, the bus driver". Why did the priest go to Wal-Mart? He heard the boys pants are half off. If these offend anyone, let me know please. Edited May 10, 2003 by Crimson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Ranger Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 That's...just....sick... Funny, but perverted. They don't offend me, but don't forget we got some 12 and 13 year-olds here too. Remember what happened to Kamakazi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennouheika Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 No. What happened to Kamikazi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimson Posted May 10, 2003 Author Share Posted May 10, 2003 Yeah, im 16. You'd be amazed at what I was hearing in elementry school. This would be considered light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaneflyingmonkey Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 heard the bus driver one before..... heard a diff versionof the other one, why did micheal jackson go to walmart? boys pants were half off which reminds me why are mcdonalds and wacko jacko (micheal jackson) similar? they both stuff dirty meat in 8 year old buns! Elton John and Micheal Jackson are in heaven, St Peter (???is that correct???) tells them they have to go through three rooms of temptation and if they make it through alive they get into heaven (alive because if they have slight temptaion they lose a limb big temptation they explode) They say okay lets go through the rooms, the first room is a bunch of hot naked chicks, they look around, nothing happens, and they move on, in the second room is a bunch of sheep, (don't ask me, ask who ever made this up) they look around nothing happens and they move on, in the third room it's a bunch of small children, micheal jacksons arm falls off he bends over to pick it up and elton john explodes. HAHAHAHA well this econd one isn't to funny...... but the first one is! why didn't superman save lives on Sept 11? that guys in a wheelchair you heartless ######. oh and by the wway im 15... and this stuff is like something the most liberal and "equlity" and kind and religious person would say compared to the ###### that i hear walking down the halls at school ( i live ina small redneck town) i hear the most racist and offensive things at school every day! this is tame! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schenkanator Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 Let me just say this guys - your pushing it. I'll leave it open for now, but please post more 'family orientated' jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaneflyingmonkey Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 why did the elephant paint it's toes red? so it could hide in the strawberry patch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zantar45 Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Funny jokes, heard variations of them too. BTW, where is Jester? I posted a mild head and shoulder joke about a blonde and got warned and you guys talk about packin kids and bus drivers. Dont mind me, I guess I'm having a off day. stick in the mud indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardRock Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supasniper Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 sick but so funny! like happy tree friends it might look like crappy kid's cartoons but watch one though i puting a warning on this cos it may cause massive mental trauma to children! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkriley Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 sick but so funny! like happy tree friends it might look like crappy kid's cartoons but watch one though i puting a warning on this cos it may cause massive mental trauma to children! No you didn't! Yes you did!.....................Now everyone is going to know how disturbed you are! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supasniper Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Yes you did!.....................Now everyone is going to know how disturbed you are! hey i didn't make them i just foud them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waka_3 Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Heh heh, that's a good one but sick to say the least . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tollen Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 Got this one in swedish to.... Do you think I should post it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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