Cuchillo* Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Posted in UBI forums this is funny stuff ============================= Posted Tue June 20 2006 17:40 Hi, For some of you Patchaholics that are reading this thread. I have this for you. This should bring any waverers over onto the side of DP GRAW. After some digging, calling in a few favours and lets be honest some really serious felony blackmail I have managed to uncover a few little known facts about the add-on/patch/grovelling apology for GRAW you know there are 3 new maps. yes? Unlike the maps that came with GRAW these maps can be used upside down, inside out and back to front giving a total of 3x3x3x3 . 81 new map combinations or a near infinity of options. The map editor can be used either with keyboard/mouse or you can control it with the power of thought alone. The Editor help documents are in almost every known language including Walloon and Klingon. The English version of the the help documents will be in the August patch. The Cure for Cancer WILL be in the June Patch. Better impact sensation - you will really feel how little this patch actually does. All weapons will now have a 50% chance of being modelled on real world weaponry. Grenades will no longer kill, only stun. Looks will now kill. reloading is now possible while running, but only if you are running backwards. You will still not be able to join a MP game. 'The Black Screen Of Loading' with have the words 'You are not joining the server' to make this clear. The patch is approx. 8 gig in size compressed (GRIN used their own compression method so its less that 100K when uncompressed) Later Rob Chairman - Campaign to DP GRAW GRAW is in the toilet, don't let them yank the chain ======================================== Cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thr0tt Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wille Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 the Editor CAN be used with mind control.how the hell did he know that? you need a special USB watchamacallit to use it tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damolee Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I didn't get a swedish blonde with the patch delivered to my house yet as promised. You guys proper suck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRiN_Bumbi Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pz3 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 (edited) The English version of the the help documents will be in the August patch. wow you cant sum up UBI any better then that Better impact sensation - you will really feel how little this patch actually does. Im dieing here... Edited June 23, 2006 by Prozac360 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tecmic Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I've been told, by an impeccable source, that GRIN are being patched and in future, will be known as 'A VAGUE SMILE'. Somebody suggested 'SMIRK' but that was thought to be too negative. Mike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viiiper Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 As this is the take a dig channel: Beta Testers are to be Recycled, and used for the testing of the new Windows OS Vista. So that will mean Microsoft will have 10 yrs of endless bug hunting and update patches for the new OS. The recycled Beta testers will be on holiday after testing for 4 yrs after testing to recover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dai-San Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I heard the reason for the patches and the ongoing problems is that they couldn't get more than 4 staff to Co-operate on any part of the game, as soon as they tried the lights went out and they were left staring at a black screen. Either that or whenever the project leader left the room the other 3 all ran around screaming "Mitchell... Mitchell... Man Down... Abort, Abort! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheldon_AS Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 THAT was awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toniezz Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Druac_Blaise Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sup Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 the Editor CAN be used with mind control.how the hell did he know that? you need a special USB watchamacallit to use it tho. Serious question, though; Are the GRAW pens you guys got really that breakable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVTalon Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 In an effort to improve game realism a new and improved Chicken launcher known as the "Game hen launcher Mk.33 will be available in the August Patch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.priZm. Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 There was an even funnier post from that same poster similar to this one. lmao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beers Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 (edited) The new ending to the game, in the next patch, will have a giant GRIN logo fighting Godzilla Edited June 24, 2006 by Beers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SillyHalfMexican Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 Hmm, who would win, GRiN logo or Godzilla? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beers Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 (edited) Hmm, who would win, GRiN logo or Godzilla? UPDATE I HAVE PROOF! (took alot of bluring, and 5min to make heh) Edited June 24, 2006 by Beers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SillyHalfMexican Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 You have edge smoothing on don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buehgler_AS Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 I'm not sure which was funnier, the original post or Dai-San's... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vth_F_Smith Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 (edited) If you zoom in at a specific part of the Coup de Tat map, you're actually able to see 5 Grin developers shaking around with 5 nice mexican ladies while drinking Corona with Lemon. But only if you found the yellow hippo and if you're visiting the map at full moon on a clear Friday August 13th after you sarificed the Grin gods 2 virgins while singing "All along the watchtower" backwards and dancing around a rubber chicken! Edited June 24, 2006 by Vth_F_Smith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beers Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 (edited) If you zoom in at a specific part of the Coup de Tat map, you're actually able to see 5 Grin developers shaking around with 5 nice mexican ladies while drinking Corona with Lemon. But only if you found the yellow hippo and if you're visiting the map at full moon on a clear Friday August 13th after you sarificed the Grin gods 2 virgins while singing "All along the watchtower" backwards and dancing around a rubber chicken! I don't think I can recreate that Edited June 24, 2006 by Beers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kakanater Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 Is the Ubi Forum and the GR community rivals or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damolee Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 Is the Ubi Forum and the GR community rivals or something? Not really, if you want to kiss GRiN's ass ...you come here, if you want to have a dig or gripe or make general nuisance of yourself ...you goto Ubi. I tend to use both forums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kakanater Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 Is the Ubi Forum and the GR community rivals or something? Not really, if you want to kiss GRiN's ass ...you come here, if you want to have a dig or gripe or make general nuisance of yourself ...you goto Ubi. I tend to use both forums. I see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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