the.ronin Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 This guy went to visit his doctor the other day, and told him, "Doc, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office today. You didn't know I was farting because they didn't smell and are silent. See what I mean?" The Doc says, "Yeah, I see. Take these pills, and come back and see me in a week." The next week rolls around, and he shows up ... "Doc," he says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts ... although silent, smell terrible." "Good." The Doc says. Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Arms Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Thats a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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