Noraf Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano! Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy, you hoped nobody found out! Compress was something you did to garbage, not something you did to a file. And if you unzipped anything in public, you'd be in jail for awhile! Log on was adding wood to a fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode! Cut you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue A web was a spider's home And a virus was the flu! I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash, but when it happens they wish they were dead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jester Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 That's hysterical, Nor! Where'd you find that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Ranger Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 Great post m8! I'm laughin' my ###### off as we speak... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tollen Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 Someone call 911... All the laughing is going to kill me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack57 Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 s'excellent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptor9 Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 LMAO! That's too funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schenkanator Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 Nice find Noraf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killa_N_Manila Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 Good one, I bout fell outta my chair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Slink Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 Good one, I bout fell outta my chair! Me too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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