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Warranty Card

Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft.

In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration

card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop

new products that best meet your needs and desires.

1. [_] Mr. [_] Mrs. [_] Ms. [_] Miss [_] Lt.

[_] Gen. [_] Comrade [_] Classified [_] Other

First Name:.....................................................

Initial: ........

Last Name:......................................................

Password: .............................. (max 8 char)

Code Name:.....................................................

Latitude-Longitude-Altitude:........... ........... ..........

2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?

[_] F-14 Tomcat

[_] F-15 Eagle

[_] F-16 Falcon

[_] F-117A Stealth

[_] Classified

3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day):19....... /....... /.......

4. Serial Number:.................................................

5. Please check where this product was purchased:

[_] Received as gift / aid package

[_] Flown in from Iraq during Gulf War and appropriated

[_] Catalog showroom

[_] Independent arms broker

[_] Mail order

[_] Discount store

[_] Government surplus

[_] Classified

6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you have just purchased:

[_] Heard loud noise, looked up

[_] Store display

[_] Espionage

[_] Recommended by friend / relative / ally

[_] Political lobbying by manufacturer

[_] Was attacked by one

7. Please check the three (3) factors that most influenced your decisionto purchase this McDonnell

Douglas product:

[_] Style / appearance

[_] Speed / maneuverability

[_] Price / value

[_] Comfort / convenience

[_] Kickback / bribe

[_] Recommended by salesperson

[_] McDonnell Douglas reputation

[_] Advanced Weapons Systems

[_] Backroom politics

[_] Negative experience opposing one in combat

8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:

[_] North America

[_] Iraq

[_] Central / South America

[_] Iraq

[_] Aircraft carrier

[_] Iraq

[_] Europe

[_] Iraq

[_] Middle East (not Iraq)

[_] Iraq

[_] Africa

[_] Iraq

[_] Asia / Far East

[_] Iraq

[_] Misc. Third World countries

[_] Iraq

[_] Classified

[_] Iraq

9. Please check the products that you currently own or intend to purchase in the near future:

[_] Color TV

[_] VCR

[_] ICBM

[_] Killer Satellite

[_] CD Player

[_] Cray or other supercomputer

[_] Air-to-Air Missiles

[_] Space Shuttle

[_] Nintendo 64

[_] Nuclear Weapon

10. How would you describe yourself or your organization?

(Check all that apply:)

[_] Communist / Socialist

[_] Terrorist

[_] Crazed

[_] Neutral

[_] Democratic

[_] Dictatorship

[_] Corrupt

[_] Primitive / Tribal

11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?

[_] Deficit spending

[_] Cash

[_] Suitcases of cocaine

[_] Oil revenues

[_] Personal check

[_] Credit card

[_] Ransom money

[_] Traveler's check

12. Your occupation

[_] Homemaker

[_] Sales / marketing

[_] Revolutionary

[_] Clerical

[_] Mercenary

[_] Tyrant

[_] Middle management

[_] Eccentric billionaire

[_] Defense Minister / General

[_] Retired

[_] Student

13. To help us understand our customers' lifestyles, please indicatethe interests and activities in which

you and your spouse enjoy participatingon a regular basis:

[_] Golf

[_] Boating / sailing

[_] Sabotage

[_] Running / jogging

[_] Propaganda / disinformation

[_] Destabilization / overthrow

[_] Default on loans

[_] Gardening

[_] Crafts

[_] Black market / smuggling

[_] Collectibles / collections

[_] Watching sports on TV

[_] Wines

[_] Interrogation / torture

[_] Household pets

[_] Crushing rebellions

[_] Espionage / reconnaissance

[_] Fashion clothing

[_] Border disputes

[_] Mutually Assured Destruction

Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers will be used in market studies

that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future - as well as allowing you to receive

mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and mysterious

consortia.

As a bonus for responding to this survey, you will be registered to win a brand new F-117A in our Desert

Thunder Sweepstakes!

Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes?

Please write to:

McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION

Marketing Department

Military Aerospace Division

:devil::ph34r:

Out.

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