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Modding GR for too long?


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10. Your son's name is Max. You named your daughter Poly. You want to name your unborn child Igor, but your wife put her foot down. You secretly plan to name him Sherman.

9. You describe your unborn child as a WIP (work-in-progress). No name yet, but Renders inside CLICK. It hasn't been Exported. You say it was made with a "Plugin"

8. Your wife asks you how come there are these words stencilled onto her bra:

^LeftHandPoint and ^RightHandPoint. You joke, "Hehe, wait till you see my ^HolsterPoint!"

7. You watch a lesbian scene in a porno movie and are inspired to make a similar hip attachment for Lindy Cohen. Your next step is to reskin Priego as a pizza delivery guy in a Hawaii shirt. You've already exported a pizza box as a demo charge.

6. Instead of pasting a photo in your job application, you model yourself as an in-game character and post a screenie.

5. Repainting your walls and ceiling? Hell no, you're Modding your Skybox!

4. The year.... is 2008.

And the world teters on the brink of war.

Radical ultra-nationalists have seized power in Moscow,

And you're still modding GR.

3. Ctrl, Alt, and Del are the most worn out keys on your keyboard.

2. er....

1. You wake up in hospital wondering what the hell happened. They tell you that you banged your real-life head against a real-life red brick wall.

Couldn't think enough to make up 10, please add your own ...er.... experiences

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-you move into a new house and have an urge to slide along the walls checking for "sticky" edges

-you're surfing through internet porn and stop at one pic and think "that wall would make a great texture. Too bad she's in the way"

- your reference texture library is larger than your internet porn library

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- You turn towards every forrest, to see if the frames drop.

- Diving into water to see if a voice comes up saying "To deep!"

- Looking behind while climbing the stairs to see if you partner is following you.

- Staring at a woman and trying to figure out if she can be less polys.

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Trying to see something at big distances you think that mp2 gave us default function called binoculars... :angry:

"that would be nice to have shift key" - you think found yourself lost in unfamiliar building or city... :whistle:

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  • 7 months later...

You do not wash ur clothes...just retexture them...

When u see fireworks, ud like to re-work on the effects...

You do not wear a hat. You "attach" it...

When you do not have ur cigs in the poket, u think that u have a missin' .qob...

When u see a policemen stopping cars, ud like to set theyr alertness to "bored" and "lock"...

When ur woman is speaking, ud like to open the console and write "togglehumaninterface"...

When u see your most hated neighbour, ud like to "Torch Actor"...

When u fall down the stairs, you go back to see where is the bug...

When you are in the mountains looking around you, you wonder what is the spotting distance...(OMG, this happened to me! bauahhaha)

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When you are in the mountains looking around you, you wonder what is the spotting distance...(OMG, this happened to me! bauahhaha)

This is definitely a sign that you are going crazy, maybe more than me

Having a jobmate (Nigerian) whose name is Ike Celestine and calling him "ike dot log" (it's not a joke :blink: )

:wacko::rofl: (not sure if to be worried or to laugh...)

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