The Worm Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 10. Your son's name is Max. You named your daughter Poly. You want to name your unborn child Igor, but your wife put her foot down. You secretly plan to name him Sherman. 9. You describe your unborn child as a WIP (work-in-progress). No name yet, but Renders inside CLICK. It hasn't been Exported. You say it was made with a "Plugin" 8. Your wife asks you how come there are these words stencilled onto her bra: ^LeftHandPoint and ^RightHandPoint. You joke, "Hehe, wait till you see my ^HolsterPoint!" 7. You watch a lesbian scene in a porno movie and are inspired to make a similar hip attachment for Lindy Cohen. Your next step is to reskin Priego as a pizza delivery guy in a Hawaii shirt. You've already exported a pizza box as a demo charge. 6. Instead of pasting a photo in your job application, you model yourself as an in-game character and post a screenie. 5. Repainting your walls and ceiling? Hell no, you're Modding your Skybox! 4. The year.... is 2008. And the world teters on the brink of war. Radical ultra-nationalists have seized power in Moscow, And you're still modding GR. 3. Ctrl, Alt, and Del are the most worn out keys on your keyboard. 2. er.... 1. You wake up in hospital wondering what the hell happened. They tell you that you banged your real-life head against a real-life red brick wall. Couldn't think enough to make up 10, please add your own ...er.... experiences Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natsanwa Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie42 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 @The Worm, very funny/clever... Now... back to work on your new map; you are working on a new map, aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobaka Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 -you move into a new house and have an urge to slide along the walls checking for "sticky" edges -you're surfing through internet porn and stop at one pic and think "that wall would make a great texture. Too bad she's in the way" - your reference texture library is larger than your internet porn library Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pz3 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 (edited) you mod GR to much when you have made every single main battle rifle for atleast 50 diffrent nations. Edited January 19, 2006 by Prozac360 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keen Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Really cool. You have a good sense of humor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suicide Commando Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 hehe, pretty good gents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixpence Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 - you are not sure which Version the last one is from your upcoming Mod, because you have to much on your HD. You send Rocky anyone... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleyt Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 - You turn towards every forrest, to see if the frames drop. - Diving into water to see if a voice comes up saying "To deep!" - Looking behind while climbing the stairs to see if you partner is following you. - Staring at a woman and trying to figure out if she can be less polys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATO_Architect Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 -you move into a new house and have an urge to slide along the walls checking for "sticky" edges -you're surfing through internet porn and stop at one pic and think "that wall would make a great texture. Too bad she's in the way" - your reference texture library is larger than your internet porn library ← LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
migryder Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 you run up and bump into strangers to see if they follow correctly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra6 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 you mod GR to much when you have made every single main battle rifle for atleast 50 diffrent nations. ← Ouch! that one hurts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pz3 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOPMOD Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 (edited) Trying to see something at big distances you think that mp2 gave us default function called binoculars... "that would be nice to have shift key" - you think found yourself lost in unfamiliar building or city... Edited January 22, 2006 by SOPMOD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommandoCrazy Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 :rofl: That's hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Worm I love it This one tickled me too, - Staring at a woman and trying to figure out if she can be less polys. Great post good replies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRP 56 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 When every time the phone rings you think it's RSE calling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giampi Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Having a jobmate (Nigerian) whose name is Ike Celestine and calling him "ike dot log" (it's not a joke ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobaka Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suicide Commando Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 lol, that's too funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ita_killabees Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 You do not wash ur clothes...just retexture them... When u see fireworks, ud like to re-work on the effects... You do not wear a hat. You "attach" it... When you do not have ur cigs in the poket, u think that u have a missin' .qob... When u see a policemen stopping cars, ud like to set theyr alertness to "bored" and "lock"... When ur woman is speaking, ud like to open the console and write "togglehumaninterface"... When u see your most hated neighbour, ud like to "Torch Actor"... When u fall down the stairs, you go back to see where is the bug... When you are in the mountains looking around you, you wonder what is the spotting distance...(OMG, this happened to me! bauahhaha) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
migryder Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 (edited) when u see two small bushes and wonder if a T-80 will fit between them.... Edited September 9, 2006 by migryder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giampi Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 When you are in the mountains looking around you, you wonder what is the spotting distance...(OMG, this happened to me! bauahhaha) This is definitely a sign that you are going crazy, maybe more than me Having a jobmate (Nigerian) whose name is Ike Celestine and calling him "ike dot log" (it's not a joke ) (not sure if to be worried or to laugh...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Medic+~SPARTA~ Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 --When your wife, who has never played GR, Knows every GR and Igor reference you make. --When your wife references Ghost Recon as, "That stupid, f_**ing game you play all the damn time!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuchillo* Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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