Ryan243 Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 As many of you know, I'm a college student and I spend a lot of time at school. But I get bored. And when I get bored, I want to mess with people. But I've run out of ideas. So what should I do to torment my professors? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
element11 Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 1: Freeze a can of shaving cream, and put it in the professors desk. 2: Sneak into the staff bathroom and put saran wrap on the toiet bowls under the seats 3: Toilet paper the lecture hall 4: Whoopee cusion Theres some basic ideas, just get creative, thats all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuttyknatty Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 Attempt the 'Ailment a Day' Challenge. Everyday, turn up with an illness. Start small, say, with a cold (sneezing thru lessons etc.) and slowly increase the intensity/seriousness. Eventually you can turn up with the works - eye patch, ventilator, drip, plaster cast etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpl Ledanek Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 Tell everyone your cousin just came back from Asia, and his acting all weird, something about eating too much poultry...then started spinning on the floor like Curly (3 stoogees).....call it the Bird Flu.... Damn that was weak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannik Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 Frozen, raw shrimp in the centre tube of an office chair. Give it a couple of days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.ronin Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 If he/she drinks regular coffee, replace with decaf and after a week, replace with ground cappuccino. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpl Ledanek Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 Get that soundbyte from that last StarWars movie, where the Palpatine calls for Darth Vader to rise. That soundbytes reverberates. Anyhoo, call lets say John... Caller: John? John: Yes Caller: RISE while playing that soundbyte...then hang up...hope your on a private line or he doesn't have caller ID Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Slink Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 If he/she drinks regular coffee, replace with decaf and after a week, replace with ground cappuccino. ← You are evil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.ronin Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 In junior high school, we used to play the "######" game ... a bunch of us took turns somehow slipping in the word "######" ... for example, "Mrs. Robsinson, can you ###### repeat the answer to that?" ... the catch was that the next person had to say it louder. It drove the teacher nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calius Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 As my friends did to our science teacher : If they leave a suitcase or bag on a table while in lesson, put a breeze block (heavy brick) inside. Then when they leave class .... Stretch Armstong time. I kid you not ... the year below us did that. Then again the also drove that teacher to a breakdown ... so ummm, well ... maybe not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Slink Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 We used the periodic table in our class as a target. You ended up with some weird chemicals.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan243 Posted November 21, 2005 Author Share Posted November 21, 2005 If he/she drinks regular coffee, replace with decaf and after a week, replace with ground cappuccino. Will do. If they leave a suitcase or bag on a table while in lesson, put a breeze block (heavy brick) inside. Then when they leave class .... Stretch Armstong time.Since one of my professors already complains about how heavy his laptop bag is (he also carries a digital projector in it) and I'm in geology and surrounded by rocks, this could be good (and easy). Keep the suggestions coming. I've got another three semesters to go before I graduate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Slink Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Am I glad I don't teach you.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.ronin Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 If you have access to the room at night, rearrange things significantly but not dramatically. For instance, if his/her desk is on a left corner, put it on the right corner. If on the south side, move EVERYTHING in the room so it is opposite. For this to work, the ENTIRE class must be in on it - not necessairly assist in the room rearranging - but they must act like everything is normal. I would give it a month before he/she checks herself in for early signs of alzheimers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan243 Posted November 21, 2005 Author Share Posted November 21, 2005 Am I glad I don't teach you....Why? Because I think bothering people is fun? You already knew that. If you have access to the room at night, rearrange things significantly but not dramatically.I don't have access late at night, but I usually can get into rooms after the two geology professors have gone home for the day. But the janitors are usually still around then. So if I did anything big I'd have to be quiet. Unfortunately none of the tables will move, including the one the teacher uses (they don't have desks, just a taller table). They all have electrical outlets on them so they're attached to the floor somehow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.ronin Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 That's cool man ... you're gonna let some nuts, bolts, high voltage, and a couple custodial engineers get in the way of a good prank, that's just fine. Ok ... here's something a little more tame then. Go buy 3 hamsters. Mark one with the number "1" ... another "2" and the last "4" ... then let them lose. It'll take em forever to find #3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan243 Posted November 21, 2005 Author Share Posted November 21, 2005 That's cool man ... you're gonna let some nuts, bolts, high voltage, and a couple custodial engineers get in the way of a good prank, that's just fine. Ok ... here's something a little more tame then. Go buy 3 hamsters. Mark one with the number "1" ... another "2" and the last "4" ... then let them lose. It'll take em forever to find #3.I've heard of this one. I might do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuttyknatty Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 That hamster prank - classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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