You got mail! (why me?)

[Zantar45]

Love those stray emails.

Wonder if someone is writing a biography...

Date: Fri, 28 Oct 2005 10:09:05 +0500

Date: Fri, 28 Oct 2005 08:11:05 +0300

From: "Bert Emerson" <npntaukvlodhf@la-mano.com>

Subject: Zantalee _ALL, listen,Aerope

To:  xxxxx

Hey Shelley,

Remember I told you about that e-mail I got the other day saying I

could get my B/A, B/S/C, M/A, M/S/C, M/B/A, P/H/D, in 2 weeks without any

study required and 100% verifiable ?

Well bro I gave it a shot and now 2 weeks later I have my BA and

working on getting my Masters which I will have finished up in the next

week and half!

I didn't believe this either man, I was a bit skeptical when i  first

heard about this program, but the counselor made it clear it was ,.100%

legit

and the  op,portunity exists due to a legal loophole allowing some

established colleges to award degre.es at their dis.cretion.

bro life cant get any better for me right now... I have jobs that

wouldn't of

gave me a chance before calling me off the hook wanting me to come work

for

them, also the money i'm capable of making now is amazing!

Listen Shelley,I've known you for over 10years man,

I know you have been struggling with bills, and working 2 jobs I  just

want to let you know man,things can be alot easier for you call this #

n,ow 1-206- 338-5780.

Well, Listen to an old friend for  once , and do this one thing not

just for me and my satisfac,tion of  seeing you succeed , but just think

how much happier you & your family

will be when you are making the money you deserve at a job you actually

like!

Take advantage of this opportunity right now man , the counselor told

me the

other day they aren't accepting many more students for this offer so

hurry and

call this # 1- 2,0,6,-338-5780  it will be the best thing you

ever did, trust me! Just leave a brief message with the de.gree you're

interested and they will call back A.S,A,P.

Well bud, opport,unity only knocks once... and I opened the door. I'm

on my way to being the successful man that I always knew I would be,

just didn't think it would be this fast and easy!

let me know how it goes

your friend, Bird

8.

lets goto mcdonalds soon. we can get a hamburger or too..

Do you hate shaving badly?.

Do those gardners regret walking carefully?.

Have you liked skiing yet?.

Haven't you disliked reading?.

That photographer isn't enjoying fighting..

I'm not enjoying fighting over there..

Haven't the computer programmers already practiced shaving?.

Does Joe hate laughing over there?.

EDWARDS: ... more negative attacks -- aren't you sick of it?.

10. Ninety six bottles of beer, three a's, three b's, one c, two d's,

thirty six e's, three f's, two g's, seven h's, eleven i's, one j, one k,

six l's, one m, twenty n's, twelve o's, one p, one q, six r's, twenty

eight s's, nineteen t's, seven v's, seven w's, six x's, and five y's on

the wall..

You know, for the last few months, John's been traveling around the

country talking about his positive, optimistic vision for America,

talking about his plan to move this country in the right direction..

Jack is not missing singing near the station..

tomorrow i will wash my hair and go to the salon.

That flight attendant is not missing playing below the bridge at this

exact moment..

I am a teacher of preschool children with disabilities. I have been

making software for the children in my classrooms for the last eight

years. Over the past 23 years I have encountered many types of disabilities

and many types of parents. The question.

Is the scientist missing praying?.

i am terribly hungry, do you want to get some food later on?.

Weren't those plumbers practicing talking last month?.

THE PARENT arrived back on the scene. She gave me a tape by Dr. Laura

Meyers from UCLA. I listened to that tape eight times. I listened over

and over and heard the same thing again and again. Ms. Meyers said,

'These kids may need to hear a word many times (perhaps 72 times) before

they ever say a word. A computer can be patient and say it the same way

every time.' Now I understood. I was not patient enough. I did not allow

the student to hear the words over and over. I was interrupting their

learning by interjecting, when they were totally engrossed in what they

were doing. I was asking questions they were not ready to answer. They

were just learning language. They didn't have the answers yet..

Don't those singers dislike playing carelessly?.

Many bartenders like driving every other day..

Doesn't Suzanne like skiing among the trees?.

Jackie is missing jogging by the sea at present..

Doesn't Suzanne like skiing among the trees?.

Have you hated surfing lately?.

We've tried to include features in the program for students with many

disabilities. I needed Spanish in my classroom, so Spanish was added. I

wanted something to engage students who are not interested in language,

thus musical interludes and movement were incorporated. I wanted to be

able to change the prompts (music,movements, etc.) on-the-fly. We

wanted to provide for those requiring augmentative communication device and

so the Mayer-Johnson symbols are included and can morph from the

photographs. I wanted a cause-and-effect program for my students who didn't

understand the automatic scan. The Switch-On-Picts activity was

developed. We realized more types of scans would be advantageous. Three types

of scanning routines have been added. I wanted 2 and 3 piece puzzles.

Here they are. One of my parents wanted Dr. Seuss types of stories with

real pictures. We wrote some 'ditties' and here's StoryTime..

Donna's daughter hasn't practiced playing yet..

I made my original programs available to the teachers around me. They

were getting the same kind of success. I finally decided I had to make

my noun program available to teachers and parents around the nation. We

have been working on it for over 2 years. Many of you have waited

patiently. Thank you for your patience..

They are not missing shouting today..

[Ruin]

Many bartenders like driving every other day..

Doesn't Suzanne like skiing among the trees?.

What the ###### is this? Wow, that's crazy stuff man, definatley worth putting in the Weirdo Mailbag!

[Dannik]

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calm and patient, find its hiding-place, and recover it by force or

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[Ruin]

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Ahhh, now that makes sense. Thanks man!