dickie Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 You refer going to the Pub as a Firefight What about if your trips to the pub usually result in fires and/or fights? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinker Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 I would have to refer to: GRAW [GR] Co-Op Mode? Tinker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickie Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 I would have to refer to: GRAW [GR] Co-Op Mode? Tinker I can see it now: Mission 16: Op:Pub Date: Friday - 21:30hrs Weather: Dark Map name: The Local Objectives: 1) Locate and retrieve ale 2) Secure table 3) Make contact with local birds X) All team members survive to extraction "OK - it's Operation Pub guys, on my signal...Dave and Jonny, you take the bar for the first objective - ale. Mike and Dan, you two head off to the north and secure a table, make sure you got a good LOS to spot any incoming birds incase the third objective is closer than we expect or attempts to escape. Meanwhile Paul will scout around the location and try to find the third objective - bear in mind that they could be in a number of locations and the enemy could well be looking for them also, as you'll be out on your own maintain stealth and break off in a contact before calling in the rest of the team for support. Meanwhile, I'll take the vehicle to the extraction point before joining you. Good luck gentlemen." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinker Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 .....Dave began glitching between a badly placed stool and table! Suddenly he disappeared and reappeared at the side door entrance? In the meantime, Dan`s Command Map was out and began holding hands with a Bearded man? Tinker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calius Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 When you havent bothered to buy GRAW and have uninstalled [GR] a few months ago ... but everytime on a radio advert about debt you here the sound of an owl and running water, it automaticly projects an image in you minds eye of crawling over the hill towards the barn on [GR] The Farm Night map checking out for tangos to ambush This is honestly true ... the damn advert always does this. yet to work out why they use the sounds in the advert for debt anyway ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSR_Vhladd Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 You're in the mood and she isn't, and you yell out "X UP, DAMMIT, X UP!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpl Ledanek Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 ...when you still have the old GR.NET banner and still using whatever energy you have left playing CENTCOM vs everyone else is spending their time arguing about GRAW1 & GRAW2 dying....c'mon Francis, lighten up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinker Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 ....when you have 8 guys who have played GR1 since day 1, turn up on a Sunday night and you can`t manage to complete a basic mission! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rookie Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 ...when you try to give your girlfriend skillpoints for getting the right beer by pushing her nipples. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayu Taiyaki Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 *really happened, sadly* when you are making a mothers day card in PSP, and and you reflexively save it as a 512x512 RSB *in san franscico,fog city* walking thru the the park, and you mutter yourself "cant see squat in this fog".....and a random passerby replies with "we cant see them, they cant see us". (seriously, i lol'ed for 10 minutes) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrester Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 *really happened, sadly* when you are making a mothers day card in PSP, and and you reflexively save it as a 512x512 RSB *in san franscico,fog city* walking thru the the park, and you mutter yourself "cant see squat in this fog".....and a random passerby replies with "we cant see them, they cant see us". (seriously, i lol'ed for 10 minutes) That last one..... I'd ###### my pants if that happened to me...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Now thats good I had to this point had a really crappy day nice one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubletap Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 *in san franscico,fog city* walking thru the the park, and you mutter yourself "cant see squat in this fog".....and a random passerby replies with "we cant see them, they cant see us". (seriously, i lol'ed for 10 minutes) LOL, THAT is funny! Scarry version: there was no passerby (think "A Beautiful Mind"). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juhomma Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 ''312) The only sexy girl you know are the female players of GR''. Have to be badly wicked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunsmith Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 To go on the list ... when in a water pistol fight you use hand signals and WORSE your brothers understand them and signal back. ... you try to make a water bomb grenare launcher (didn't turn out too good) the list is awsome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc. Caliban Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc. Caliban Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Best read by John Cleese: When you die because you expected a thin, flimsy piece of wooden furniture to protect you from a frag. When you figure the odds are in your favor that your tent will stop a bullet. When someone kills your buddy with a suppressed weapon from 250m away and you're confused because you don't know exactly which distant bush they're hiding in. (Let alone which direction the shot came from.) When the cops arrest your kid for shooting out street lights with his pellet gun and you tell them, "No, that's not possible" because you actually believe that it can't be done. When you get mauled by a dog that you dismissed as a sound emitter when you heard it growl behind you. When you're bleeding to death from a gunshot wound and you're thinking, "Well, at least I'll get a full kit out of it." When you think that you can call 911 on TeamSpeak after you've been murdered and tell them, "Hurry up! I can still see his feet! He's standing right there!!!" When one of your front tires goes flat and you worry that if the other one does as well, your engine will die. When you only fire weapons from the hip because, well, you're not supposed to be able to see them, right? When you think that modern NV equipment performs like 30 year old technology. When you think that the muzzle flash on movie weapons looks realistic. When you fire a real weapon for the fist time in your life and your reaction is: a. "That's totally unrealistic." b. Being so startled that you yell like a little girl. c. Wetting yourself. d. Crying. e. b & c simultaneously, followed almost immediately by d, and then later muttering a. -Doc /sorry if any are dupes //I'll think of more ///sorry about that too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wombat50 Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 When you fire a real weapon for the fist time in your life and your reaction is: a. "That's totally unrealistic." Several years ago during an AS co-op tourney mission: A team member had nature call very emphatically. Instead of running to the bathroom he hollers at the wife to bring him a five gallon bucket so he won't be afk. Playing a mission in a dream I got mad at the scripter because he had placed tangos in the out of bounds area of the map. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc. Caliban Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 You play GR too much when you don't understand this: -Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc. Caliban Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 You play GR too much when you believe that a bullet has the trajectory and velocity of a laser beam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Operative Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 When you see new weapons system being developed and thinks how long will it take til they are included in some mod. When you think that the armed forces of you country had chosen the wrong service rifle just based in your Ghostrecon experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROCO*AFZ* Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 When your dissappointed with all the new flashy graphic games because they don't include injuries. Grrr to new developers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WytchDokta Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 You visit GR.net to much when, meaning to go to Google, you type "www.g" or simply "g" in the address bar, and subconsciously you click on the GR entry that comes up rather than Google. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupremeNinja21 Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 You play GR too much when, ur outside and u see ur neighbor and he/she has a stick which u think is a gun, so u get to cover and take him/her out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jorgebascur Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 you played too much GR when you participate(d) in the gr.net weekly lotto (I did, until I won) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.