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A woman takes here obviously distressed parrot to the vet. She asks him to help her poor bird out.

He takes a quick look, and says "I'm sorry, ma'am, but your parrot is clearly dead."

She says, "That can't be true! He was fine just last night. I want a second opinion."

So the vet leaves the room, and comes back in with a cat. The cat sniffs the parrot, turns to the vet and goes, "Meoow, Meoow" with a sad expression.

The vet says, "See? Your bird is deceased."

She is not to be phased and demands another opinion.

The vet leaves, and returns with a Labrador Retreiver. The dog sniffs the bird, and mournfully wails "woonoooooh" a couple of times. The vet takes the dog away.

The woman finally acquiesces that her beloved is in fact dead. She says, "Thank you for trying. How much is my bill?"

"$300" The vet deadpans.

"$300? To tell me my bird is dead??"

"Well, it would have only been $50, but after the cat scan and the lab report..."

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