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Types of people you'd meet in a bathroom


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EXCITABLE : Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts

SOCIABLE : Joins friends in ###### whether he has to or not

TIMID : Cannot ###### if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later

INDIFFERENT : If all urinals being used, ###### in sink

CLEVER : No hands, fixes tie, looks around and ###### on floor

WORRIED : Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection

FRIVOLOUS : Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit fly or bug

ABSENT MINDED : Opens vest, pulls out tie, ###### in pants

CHILDISH : ###### directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble

TOUGH : Bangs ###### on side of urinal to dry it

PATIENT : Stands very close for a long time waiting, lets it drip dry, reads with other hand

EFFICIENT : Waits until he has to poo, then does both

DRUNK : Holds left thumb in right hand, ###### in pants<<-------That's great :rofl:

DISGRUNTED : Stands for a while, gives up, walks away

CONCEITED : Holds two inch ###### like a baseball bat

DESPERATE : Waits in long line, teeth clenched, ###### in pants

SNEAK : Farts silently while ######, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed

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Many years ago (I guess it was 92), I was at a place getting race drivers autographs. I had to go to the can really bad so I sought out a restroom. Much to my surprise, while I was doing my business a really short guy walks in and takes the urinal next to me. He was wearing a brown polo shirt with Snickers embroidered on the front. Needless to say, I recognized him for who he is. If you are from the Mid-West, especially the Wisconson area, you know who I am talking about. The driver I met in the can, none other than Dick Trickle.

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