Stalker Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 EXCITABLE : Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts SOCIABLE : Joins friends in ###### whether he has to or not TIMID : Cannot ###### if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later INDIFFERENT : If all urinals being used, ###### in sink CLEVER : No hands, fixes tie, looks around and ###### on floor WORRIED : Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection FRIVOLOUS : Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit fly or bug ABSENT MINDED : Opens vest, pulls out tie, ###### in pants CHILDISH : ###### directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble TOUGH : Bangs ###### on side of urinal to dry it PATIENT : Stands very close for a long time waiting, lets it drip dry, reads with other hand EFFICIENT : Waits until he has to poo, then does both DRUNK : Holds left thumb in right hand, ###### in pants<<-------That's great DISGRUNTED : Stands for a while, gives up, walks away CONCEITED : Holds two inch ###### like a baseball bat DESPERATE : Waits in long line, teeth clenched, ###### in pants SNEAK : Farts silently while ######, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnsniper Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Let's see, I'm frivolous, patient, and a sneak. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiel_mic Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 frivolous and indifferent here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteKnight77 Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Many years ago (I guess it was 92), I was at a place getting race drivers autographs. I had to go to the can really bad so I sought out a restroom. Much to my surprise, while I was doing my business a really short guy walks in and takes the urinal next to me. He was wearing a brown polo shirt with Snickers embroidered on the front. Needless to say, I recognized him for who he is. If you are from the Mid-West, especially the Wisconson area, you know who I am talking about. The driver I met in the can, none other than Dick Trickle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WytchDokta Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Frivolous and indifferent here too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pz3 Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Dick Trickle has to pee to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arms Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 Dick Trickle has to pee to ← Of course Dick Trickle needs to pee, that goes the same with Dick Burns. (You know him, don't you?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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