The Wash Cloth

[WhiteKnight77 1]

I found this elsewhere:

THE WASH CLOTH

There is not a woman (or man) alive today who won't crack up over this!

I was due for an appointment with the gynaecologist later in the week.

Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell

me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30am. I had only

just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around

8:45am.

The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any

time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over

hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to

make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the

washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick

wash in "that area" to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the

washcloth in the clothesbasket, donned some clothes, hopped in the

car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.

Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,

looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris

or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when

the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't

we?"

I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and

went home. The rest of the day was normal... some shopping, cleaning,

cooking, etc.

After school when my six year old daughter was playing, she

called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get

another one from the cupboard.

She replied, "No, I need the one that was here

by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

[wookie 0]

Woops

[cdnsniper 0]

LMAO