Whisper_44 0 Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 Two things Navy SEALS are always taught: 1. Keep your priorities in order 2. Know when to act without hesitation A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated for once and for all he was going to prove there was no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!" The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by. "I'm waiting God. If you're real, knock me off this platform!!!!" Again after 5 minutes, the professor taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!" His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a SEAL, just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The SEAL hit him full force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling from his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold!! The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in confusion. The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat silent. The class looked at him and fell silent.....waiting. Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked at the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked: "What the hell is the matter with you?! Why did you do that!?" "God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are protecting your right to say stupid ###### and act like an a**hole!!! So God told me to take care of it!!" ONE NATION UNDER GOD!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BrandonKappel 0 Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
+CGO+Dakota_kid 0 Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 (edited) Some people just need to be knocked down a bit. Edited February 20, 2005 by Dakota_Kid Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snake@War 0 Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 Very good. God sent that SEAL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dan 0 Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 i dont see the humour Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sup 0 Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 Me either. I see the message, but not the humor. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
osokdfgr 0 Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 (edited) I do... One nation under God! Edited February 23, 2005 by osokdfgr Quote Link to post Share on other sites
supasniper 0 Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 again, see the message but there's a distinct lack of humour in it though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GR_Modder 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Hello? Guys? Its violence, the SEAL pushes the guy off the podium, and everyone thinks violence is funny! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LP4Life 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Hello? Guys? Its violence, the SEAL pushes the guy off the podium, and everyone thinks violence is funny! ← Yes because nobody likes atheists Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BrandonKappel 0 Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 nope... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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