SniperMaN25 0 Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 (edited) I ASKED A FRIEND THE OTHER DAY WHAT HE DID NOW THAT HE HAS RETIRED? HE REPORTED THE FOLLOWING.. I WENT TO THE STORE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS ONLY IN THERE FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES. WHEN I CAME OUT THERE WAS A CITY COP WRITING OUT A PARKING TICKET. I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID, "COME ON, BUDDY, HOW ABOUT GIVING A SENIOR A BREAK?" HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUED WRITING THE TICKET. I CALLED HIM A NAME. HE GLARED AT ME AND STARTED WRITING ANOTHER TICKET FOR HAVING WORN TIRES. SO I CALLED HIM A WORSE NAME. HE FINISHED THE SECOND TICKET AND PUT IT ON THE WINDSHIELD WITH THE FIRST. THEN HE STARTED WRITING A THIRD TICKET. THIS WENT ON FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES. THE MORE I ABUSED HIM THE MORE TICKETS HE WROTE. I DIDN'T CARE. MY CAR WAS PARKED AROUND THE CORNER AND THIS ONE HAD AN "ELECT JOHN KERRY" BUMPER STICKER ON IT. I TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN EACH DAY NOW THAT I'M RETIRED. Kind of late but still funny as hell Edited February 1, 2005 by SniperMaN25 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BrandonKappel 0 Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 OMG! That is so funny. I'll have to try that sometime. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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