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Stalker was asking me how many emails and PMs I get a day, it reminded me of one the WHACKIEST emails I ever got - and it came in only yesterday. Sit back and enjoy the ride.....

Subject: kill/ me/@/florida/?

Name: don

Comments: So, while in fla.  Meridian beach,  one of you ###### came after me.  I won't stand for it.  Things will change. 

Ican do the same.  Ilet it go.  Don't chase me.

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ooohhh ... did i forget to tell you i got into a fight over some hottie and told his bodybuilder, navy seals boyfriend that i was "rocky" from ghostrecon.net?? sorry bout that.

seriously, these are awesome ... you should post the week's 'dumb ###### email' for us to laugh at :yes:

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Stalker was asking me how many emails and PMs I get a day, it reminded me of one the WHACKIEST emails I ever got - and it came in only yesterday. Sit back and enjoy the ride.....

Subject: kill/ me/@/florida/?

Name: don

Comments: So, while in fla.  Meridian beach,  one of you ###### came after me.  I won't stand for it.  Things will change. 

Ican do the same.  Ilet it go.  Don't chase me.

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You mean GR.net uses hitmen???

I just became a supporting member, just what EXACTLY am I supporting here??

And it's Christmas too! :nono:

Blaaahhhh hehehe :P

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RAAAAA!!!!! look at the blatant over use of admin powers here!!

I quote rocky, but I'm not good enough to say ######, whereas mr rocky-pants is...

Hrrmmpphhh <_<

lol

Oooh he just sent me an email too telling me he's sending his boys round to give me a kicking.

Yeah well just try it bozo face. I'll take you all on - I'll never surrender, or retreat. I am the LAW!!!!! You'll just have to catch me first (now where's the gears on this skateboard? - hope I don't run into any upward facing hills...)

:whistle:

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How many viruses do you get a week then Rocky?

Also .. did you go for that ###### extension offer? Or did you save the money to purchase the low cost botox (if thats how you spell "it") treatment?

If I actualy bought into every spam mail i get I would have damaged my bits, had a skin graft, purchased a small vietnamese boy, recieved viagra by the shed load, had a face like a puched fish with treatment, looked like a half baked ladyboy .. spent all my cash on scams, had my entire identity spread to most of the world with friendly trojans, won first prize in everything and got nothing ... and the single worst of all lately is sent my money to some profiting scumboy reaping the rewards of peoples suffering in the latest asia disaster.

Ive never actualy seen yet spam mail actualy offering discount on tins of spam? I would probably be happy to follow that through (maybe I should re-phrase that) :blink: ... hmmmm.

:unsure:

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This weeks silly email...

Subject: vector or illustrator logo

Name: Debbie Meehan

Comments: My client runs your game at his gaming center and we need to do some window stickers and would like to display the Ghost Recon logo on his window. I would need it in a vector or illustrator format. Is this possible? Or could I be directed to who to contact regarding this matter. Thank you Debbie

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This weeks silly email...

Subject: vector or illustrator logo

Name: Debbie Meehan

Comments: My client runs your game at his gaming center and we need to do some window stickers and would like to display the Ghost Recon logo on his window. I would need it in a vector or illustrator format. Is this possible? Or could I be directed to who to contact regarding this matter. Thank you Debbie

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LOL They think you are RSE!!! LOL

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I am not sure what to make of this one - it came addressed to me at rocky@ghostrecon.net

Tiro

I wish you had stuck around for my response the other day when you

expressed your disgust at my original decision on the sheep fat

system. To be honest, I thought you being an adult would understand

that people have different opinions and sometimes you have to respect

that. In an ideal world we would all agree with eachother and sadam

and bush would be smelling the roses together - but that's not

reality.

You see, the reason why the whole idea of the sheep fat system for the

team ladders came up, was because good clans were abusing the system

and betting large numbers of sheep against noob clans. Somehow we had

to control this so that the system was a little fairer. Ok the new

guys may have asked the experienced clans for the cb's, but they don't

know any different and experienced clans should know better. At any

rate, the clans had too much freedom with the system, so thats why

this fat sheep thing was suggested.

Now, I didn't change my mind because of you and your comments. I

changed my mind because I realised that, eventhough we need something

to control the abuse of the sheep system - the sheep fat system was

not the best solution. Anyway, just thought I would let you know that

I didn't appreciate your comments and "digusted" is perhaps taking it

too far.

Tigah

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I know exactly what this is about.

The secret behind the sheep from DamnR6.  :ph34r:

Oh, wow. LOL, I've never heard of such a thing.

Question now then is, why the heck did he (woops - I mean SHE!) send it to me? :unsure:

I just noticed that Red Tigah is a member of those forums...

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I know exactly what this is about.

The secret behind the sheep from DamnR6.  :ph34r:

Oh, wow. LOL, I've never heard of such a thing.

Question now then is, why the heck did he send it to me? :unsure:

Hmm....I don't know.... Scotsman...sheep. Scotsman...sheep.

That's really a tough one.

:devil:

*smacks forehead*

Couldn't see the wood for the trees's there, silly me, it's all so obvious now. ;)

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I know exactly what this is about.

The secret behind the sheep from DamnR6.  :ph34r:

Oh, wow. LOL, I've never heard of such a thing.

Question now then is, why the heck did he send it to me? :unsure:

Hmm....I don't know.... Scotsman...sheep. Scotsman...sheep.

That's really a tough one.

:devil:

*smacks forehead*

Couldn't see the wood for the trees's there, silly me, it's all so obvious now. ;)

Careful smacking yourself in the head like that. You might forget which sheep is yours and accidentally go after somebody else's. :)

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Okay putting the sheep aside for a moment, here's this weeks one. I am going to format it so it looks like it did when it arrived in my email. And please remember one thing, contrary to the impression given in the email, I have NEVER heard from this guy before.

Hi there  :)   First off ,,  Thanks so much for your time in offering to help!

My name is rusty ,,   RAKKATTACK (Rakky- lobby name)   on ubi.com     ok i did all what you said to improve performance ,,  except  the services ,,,  i did not change anything there ,,,,  because im not sure what they are exactly ,,,  to me it seems that i need them ,,,,,   lol  but you will probably laugh and tell me different ,, and yes i read the description    :)      ok ,,    on yahoo messenger my name is   Rakkyn_td  and on  MSN its ......<xxxxx>@hotmail.com  feel free to add me or contact me! 

Also   ,,  lol  since im here      i would really like to host my own room on ubi.com    but everytime i try ,,. and i tell my friend to try to get in  it doesn't work ,,,,  he tried too and same thing .,,..  i heard something about the router and a port but  thats all chinese  to me ,,,,,, 

If there are any other sites like ubi.com where i can play  GR  on  please let me know !

If you know a good site for help and tips for GR that would be very useful  ..   I only played offline twice and then found ubi.com  woooo  lol  so addictive ,,  so i thought;  ok i need practice ,,  but playing offline is nothing compared to multiplaying!     its great !    so im looking for some great tips ..... im learning fast but i think im missing stuff!  lol

<<<<<<has lots of questions!  :)

^v^v^v^v^v^<><>RAKKATTACK<><>^v^v^v^v^v^

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from the part about improving performance i think he might be refering to Phantom's thread about performance in win XP and thought you wrote it as your the admin.

that the best and only explanation i can come up with

and i'm not even going to start on the formatting other than to say :rofl:

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And so it goes on....

Subject: Ghost Recon 2 Xbox

Name: Rich

Comments: I have had it with this game and all the problems it has. I want my money back. When a red x appears on my disc it means its broken, therefore I should be allowed a refund. You should not be allowed to sale junk. The friends glitch is unreal also.

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I'm getting a little tired of these, as you may be able to tell from my reply.

We would be delighted to refund you in full. Please return the game with our

humblest apologies.

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