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Just a thread for smaller jokes, 1 or two line kinda things. The kind that you dont really wanna have to make a whole new topic for.

i heard this one on family guy:

whats the difference between porn and art?

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a government grant!! smiles.gif

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I've got a couple, they're oldies but goodies...

A seal walks into a bar. The bartender asks the seal, "What'll it be mate?" to which the seal replies, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed together. The chicken leans over and picks up a cigarette from the bed-side table, lights the cigarette, casually blows the smoke away, turns to the egg and says, "See, I told ya..."

I'll let you think about that last one. :lol:

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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed together. The chicken leans over and picks up a cigarette from the bed-side table, lights the cigarette, casually blows the smoke away, turns to the egg and says, "See, I told ya..."

I'll let you think about that last one.  :lol:

Nasty....

What goes peck-peck-peck-peck-peck-peck-BOOOM!?

A chicken in a minefield....

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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed together. The chicken leans over and picks up a cigarette from the bed-side table, lights the cigarette, casually blows the smoke away, turns to the egg and says, "See, I told ya..."

LOL, that's a good play on words. :thumbsup:

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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed together. The chicken leans over and picks up a cigarette from the bed-side table, lights the cigarette, casually blows the smoke away, turns to the egg and says, "See, I told ya..."

I'll let you think about that last one.  :lol:

This is my new favorite joke :) I've been telling it to all my buddies, and three out of thirty have gotten it so far.

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I heard that one on the radio one day whilst driving home. I had to pull over and stop for a minute I was laughing that hard. Only a handful of people I've told have gotten it straight up. Most people look at me with this "OK, tell me when to laugh" :wacko: look on their face.

Q. What do you call a fly without wings?

A. A walk.

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