NiteStalka Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 "LT is gonna have our asses if we dont find that missle." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARDelta Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 "Look busy! You don't want to have to do PT like those guys behind us, do you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiteStalka Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 2nd guy from right - "Sarge Sarge! I see land up ahead" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpl Ledanek Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 "If they find that water jug with Gin n Juice, we're all going to the brig!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadly_sniper22 Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 "hmmm, i'm sure i parked around here somwhere..." thats by far the best yet.... mine..... w/ binos' ' full steam ahead' someone else ' but sir, were not on a boat." 'wow, 10% of lingerie!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GothicSnake Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 (edited) Well, this isn't my quote, I got it from Red vs Blue, but I thought of it as soon as I saw the picture, so I had to post it. Here goes, 2 separate conversations slightly edited and put together to fit better. Binocs on the right is blue, telescope guy is red: "Hey, you ever wonder why we're here?" "Yeah...it's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence? or...is there really a 'God'? Watching everything? Ya know, with a plan for us and stuff. I dont know, man, but it keeps me up at night." "...What?! I meant why are we out here? In this canyon." "Oh!...I, uh...yea..." "What is all this stuff about God?" "Uh...hmm?! nothing!" "...Wanna talk about it?" "...no." "Y'sure?" "uh...yea." "Seriously, though, why are we out here ? As far as I can tell, its just a box canyon in the middle of nowhere. No way in or out. The only reason that we set up a USMC base over here is because they have a Taliban base over there, and the only reason they have a Taliban base over there is because we have a USMC base here." "Well, yea...thats because we're fighting each other." "No, no, but I mean...even if we were to pull out today, and they were to come take our base, they would have 2 bases in the middle of a box canyon, whoop-de-######in'-doo." 2nd from left is purple...telescope guy is still red. "What are they doing?" "What?" "I said, what are they doing now?" "God...damn! I getting so sick of answering that question!" "He-hey! You have the ######in' scope! I cant see ######! Dont ###### at me, cause I'm not just going to sit up here and play with my dick all day!" *turns toward purple*"Ok, ok, look!...They're just standing there, and talking. Ok? That's all they're doin. That's all they EVER do, is just stand there and talk! That's what they were doin last week! That's what they were doing when you asked me 5 minutes ago! So 5 minutes from NOW, when you ask me, 'What are they doin'?', my answer's gonna be: they're still just talkin', and they're still just standin' there!" "........What are they talking about?" "You know what? I ######ing hate you..." *EDIT* *Technical pulls up to enemy position, enemy argues about what kind of animal it looks like, saying it doesn't look like a puma, unbeknownst to the OP* "What is that thing?!" *looks back through scope* "Uh...I dont know, looks like theyve got some kind of car down there. We better report it to the CP." "A car?! How come they get a car?!" "What...are you complaining about?! We're about to get a tank in the very next drop!" "You cant pick up chicks in a tank..." *turns to purple* "Ugh...you know what? You could ###### about anything, couldn't you? We're gonna get a tank, and you're worried about chicks...what chicks are we gonna pick up, man?! Firstly, and secondly: how are we gonna pick up chicks in a car that looks like that?!" "What kind of car is it?" *looks through scope* "I dont know, I've never seen a car like that, before...looks like a-uh...like a big cat, of some kind." "What? You mean like a puma?" "Yeah, man, there ya go." Edited July 23, 2004 by GothicSnake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARDelta Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 I know the RedvsBlue episode that you're talking about. That's hilarious!!!! It fits with this photo perfectly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parabellum Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Guy with binocs: "Laaaaaaaaand Ho!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schenkanator Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 "Comeon, comeon, how ####### long does it take to deliver a pizza..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryphon Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 I love Red Vs Blue... I own a Ford Puma which I call the Warthog due to that series! "Let's take the warthog!" "..... You mean the Puma?" "Yeah. Keep making jokes. That'll win the war." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 Yeh I d/l loads of them ages ago, I have up to episode 19 now, not sure how many there are now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Sniper Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 " Why is that Helo firing at us???" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CtheHammer Posted July 24, 2004 Share Posted July 24, 2004 One of the guys not looking through binocs or a scope: "For the last time, those do not have x-ray vision capabilities!" C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiteStalka Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 We gonna have a new one anytime soon, cause that one was fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Sniper Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 erm.. guys?? are those tanks ours?? and if they are why are they firung at u......... (KABOOM!!!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osokdfgr Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Uhh, sir, why are we stationed out in the middle of a FLAT plain on a platform, like a bunch of rock stars and not DUG in? Note: The most dangrous thing in a combat zone is a Lieutenant with a map and compass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GothicSnake Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Yeh I d/l loads of them ages ago, I have up to episode 19 now, not sure how many there are now. There's 38 of 'em, and the new season is supposed to start some time this fall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Yeh I d/l loads of them ages ago, I have up to episode 19 now, not sure how many there are now. There's 38 of 'em, and the new season is supposed to start some time this fall. 38? Wow, lots to download cool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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