Stalker Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??" For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
budgie Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 And she did! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagger Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 HAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNamee Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 Don't let zjj see this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeXaN Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 LOL thats great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZJJ Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 Don't let zjj see this I saw it before budgie ever posted. It took a lot of restraint for me not to delete the thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadly_sniper22 Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 Don't let zjj see this I saw it before budgie ever posted. It took a lot of restraint for me not to delete the thread. well i've seen it so you can delete it now. Good one Stalker! (might be in the doghouse for a bit though ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimson Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 I accidently read the last line first, kind of ruined the joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalker Posted June 16, 2004 Author Share Posted June 16, 2004 (edited) Don't let zjj see this I saw it before budgie ever posted. It took a lot of restraint for me not to delete the thread. didn't want to offend you hmm...... just delete it if you feel offended, zjj Edited June 16, 2004 by Stalker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadly_sniper22 Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 i'm 15 and my parents already got me doing my own laundry and ironing!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZJJ Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Don't let zjj see this I saw it before budgie ever posted. It took a lot of restraint for me not to delete the thread. didn't want to offend you hmm...... just delete it if you feel offended, zjj I'm okay, but thanks for your concern. I was only half joking. I am more perturbed, though, that when guys post these kind of jokes that it's seen as funny, but when I post a joke about guys it's seen as me being sexist. (insert banging head against wall smilie) Who's up for posting the next joke? (insert whistling smilie here) *Dang, this limit of six smilies per post can be frustrating when quoting other people.* (insert banging head against wall smilie) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalker Posted June 16, 2004 Author Share Posted June 16, 2004 (edited) thx, zjj! (you can add as many smilies as you want--> Edited June 16, 2004 by Stalker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZJJ Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 LOL That's one way of doing it. Now why didn't I think of it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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