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Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a

> little fireside chat. He says "Mike, let me tell you something. On my

> wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them

> to your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on.' So, she did and said,

> 'These are too big, I can't wear them.' So I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the

> pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night we have

> never had any problems." "Hmmm," says Mike. He thinks that might be a good

> thing to try. So, on his honeymoon, Mike takes off his pants and says to

> Karen, "Here try these on." So she does and says, "These are too large,

> they don't fit me." So Mike says, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this

family

> and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that." Then Karen

> takes off her pants and hands them to Mike and says, "Here you try on

> mine." So he does and says, "I can't get into your pants." So Karen says,

> "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never

will."

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