Osama bin laden goes to heaven

[osokdfgr 0]

After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven. There he was greeted

by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across the face and

yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped to found!"

Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and shouted,

"You wanted to end our liberties but you failed." James Madison entered,

kicked Osama in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government

to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson came in and beat Osama with a cane and said, "It was

evil men like you who provided me the inspiration to pen the Declaration

of Independence!" Robert E. Lee and George Thomas then took turns making him gray with pain and blue with bruises.

These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroe

and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the

Muslim terrorist leader.

As Osama lay bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain an Angel appeared.

Bin Laden wept in pain and said to the Angel, "This is NOT what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in

Heaven. What did you think I said?"

[Mamon 0]

Hehe, I've seen variations of this joke many times...and never ceases to amuse me

[Yorkshire Sniper 0]

Robin Williams Live on Broadway does a version of that one