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RULES FOR CUTTING YOUR OWN FIREWOOD:

1. Park twice as far from the tree as the tree is tall.

2. It helps to notch the tree away from the truck.

3. The fact that you live within driving distance of a forest does not

make you a lumberjack.

4. Just to be on the safe side, always borrow your buddy's truck

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hmmmm... where should i start....

I HATE FIREWOOD! :wall:

every september me and my dad and brother drive out into the woods and spend the whole bloody weekend (just after i'm suffering the transition of summer break to school) making trips back and forth carrying loads of firewood. Now don't get me wrong, I LOVE the out doors, i go hiking fishing camping mountain biking etc... :yes:

oh, and addressing #3 My dad IS a lumberjack :yes: he worked as a logger for many years when i was a kid. My dad kicks all your dad's rearends in that department :ph34r::shifty:;)

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