SniperMaN25 0 Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia: Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - - and shot off their testicles. The old lady spent a week hunting those men down - - -and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: 'Those ###### will never rape anybody again, by God.' Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his ###### and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cellmate, Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up. The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled ######, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through. The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those ###### myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them." recalled the retired library worker." And I wasn't scared of them, either-- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one." So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel. "I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them," the oldster recalled. "So, I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'im right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'im most, you know. Then, I went in and shot the other one as he backed up, pleading to me to spare him. Then, I went down to the police station and turned myself in." Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. "What she did was wrong and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison," Det. Delp said, "especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for sainthood and a medal." DEPORT HER TO AMERICA -- WE NEED HER!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
budgie 1 Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 (edited) Sounds like they need her just as bad in Oz. Get your own super granny! It would be nice to know this sort of justice is really happens, however if you check this website on urban legends you will find that this story didn't pass the test. Edited February 23, 2004 by budgie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NYR_32 6 Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 Good for her!!!Serves those punks right! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Ryan243 0 Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 "it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison," Det. Delp said, "especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for sainthood and a medal." In the interest of good international relations, I'll pay for the medal and I'll throw in a statue. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
magnumkp 0 Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 Sounds like they need her just as bad in Oz. Get your own super granny! It would be nice to know this sort of justice is really happens, however if you check this website on urban legends you will find that this story didn't pass the test. How quickily people are prepared to believe what they get sent in emails. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SniperMaN25 0 Posted February 26, 2004 Author Share Posted February 26, 2004 its humor this isnt the story section its supposed to be funny you guys dont get it do you its called dry humor say it with me dry humor Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mamon 0 Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 dry humour Quote Link to post Share on other sites
magnumkp 0 Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Dry humour. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ryan243 0 Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 dty himer. Crap, I messed up! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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