osokdfgr 0 Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Funny choice of words...just for a > Spotted in a toilet of a London office: > > TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW > > > > > > In a Laundromat: > > AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT > GOES OUT. > > > > > > In a London department store: > > BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS. > > > > > > In an office: > > WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEPLADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR > FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN. > > > > > > In an office: > > AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE > DRAINING BOARD. > > > > > > Outside a secondhand shop: > > WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR > WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? > > > > > > Notice in health food shop window: > > CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS. > > > > > > Spotted in a safari park: > > ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR. > > > > > > Seen during a conference: > > FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE > FIRST FLOOR. > > > > > > Notice in a farmer's field: > > THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. > > > > > > Message on a leaflet: > > IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS. > > > > On a repair shop door: > > WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T > WORK.) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The_Slink 0 Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Sign: Reading lessons for the illiterate.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dagger 0 Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Good ones Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WytchDokta 6 Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 > THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. That a good'un!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlkScorp 0 Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 I'll have to print these out and take them to the BAR tonight when i go to work.. The drunks will LOVE'EM Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Private B 0 Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 nice ones osokdfgr Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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