XRW_Hotdog Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 (edited) we started this on our forum awhile back. team mates kept coming up with better ones so i thought i would share here. You know you have been playing too much Ghost Recon when... 1) you start straifing down the grocery store aisle 2) you dodge from cover to cover in a parking lot 3) you try to hit the V key when you enter a dark room 4) you try to flank the waiter on his way back to the kitchen 5) you try to use your peripheral vision to see farther 6) you say "fricking campers" under your breath when solicitors catch you sneaking in past them at Wal-Mart's 7) you say the same thing after unsuccessfully sneaking out. 8) you peek around corners first. 9) you can take a pee, wash your hands, make a sandwich and grab a soda all in less than a minute and a half 10) your computer is tuned to reboot in that time as well. 11) Instead of laughing at a friends joke, you LOL. 12) After you are done having sex you say "good game" 13) When your boss at work catches you taking an extra smoke break, you think he was glitching in the and that's how he found you. 14) everytime you watch Black Hawk Down, you feal the need to jump on your computer to play GR. 15) When someone takes your last beer you yell Murphy. 16) you see a puff of smoke outside and make a mad dash for it. 17) you know more clan names then friends and family members names 18) when you pick up the phone and say: can you guys hear me? 19) You actually duck for cover when you are getting shot at on GR 20) You fall backwards out of chair when you get hit and you yell "I'M HIT!!!" 21) When you are at work in your office working on a spreadsheet and you think that someone is closeby you hit the Map key to look for red dots... 22) You refer to getting dressed as kitting up. 23) Your girlfriend is always telling you that you play too much is a dead giveaway. 24) Everytime you kill a moth you yell "enemy down" 25) During intimate moments you say things like, "at all costs" or "taking a look around" 26) Every time you see your boss from a distance you think "Tango in sight" 27) You make posts about playing ghost recon too much 28) You actually get exhausted from running a long distance in the game. 29) In bed your wife says "Man down" 30) you reply "He's hidin in the bush" 31) You refer to chicks you meet in a bar as "new player" 32) Your girlfriend catches you talking to said "chicks" and you swear shes using the "vertigo" cheat. 33) you follow your wife to bed and say "Ive got your six" 34) Family time is when your wife joins you in TS 35) every time some one knocks on your door you hear "New Player" 36) every time you hear a car back fire you yell "Taking fire" 37) you refer to your kids as "Tangos" 38) when your mother-in-law slips and falls you say "Enemy Down" 39) when your wife hears you, you say "Medic" 40) you keep finding new excuses to spend as much money on your pc to play Ghost Recon 41) you refer to bed bugs as team killers. 42) When you're tired you say you've got laag. 43) You start to think that this game provides good training for real world situations. 44) There are more cigarette butts then cd's near your computer. 45) When you think someone is close u look for an elbow sticking out of the wall. 46) u are tellin stories with the boys at the bar (all braggin)and only thing u can brag about is i got 32 kills on gr last night. 47) "Hey baby, how 'bout you 'n me kick it in a sub 50 ping server?" 48) (after she slaps you) "How 'bout a lil' teamspeak action then?" 49) You try to pee "semi-auto" in the morning for better accuracy. 50) You announce "blind fire" after missing anyway... 51) Your wife screams "friendly fire!" after she discovers this the hard way. 52) You prefer 12oz cans "cuz they got a faster reticule". 53) You complain about Russian beers not having enough zoom. 54) You refer to your wirelss keyboard/mouse as "sniper kit 4" 55) You call the ######-kisser at the office "a potential TK'er..." 56) When u cant get to the coffee machine, and wish you had a grenade for room clearance 57) When walking around outside, you keep looking for sniper holes 58) When you spend most of your morning posting GR tactics on a forum 59) You keep hitting left shift to find where the boss is! 60) Towards the end of the day you keep hitting 'B' to see how long is left before you dash for the carpark! 61) Your wardrobe has your clothes arranged in 'kits'. 62) You try to hit "R" instead of reaching for your glasses. 63) The food dripped on your desk from three nights ago matches the food on you shirt you're wearing right now. (go ahead look down, you know who you are) 64) I , um, You run a beer tap to your desk. ( All of these have been submitted by team members of XRW over the last few weeks) Edited January 8, 2003 by XRW_Hotdog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Ranger Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 ROTFLMFAO!! Those are the best yet!!! What's funny is I actually do some of those things! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruin Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 Pinned, and sub-topic added. I meant to start one of these the other day. Good job XRW Team mates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schenkanator Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 9) you can take a pee, wash your hands, make a sandwich and grab a soda all in less than a minute and a half 63) The food dripped on your desk from three nights ago matches the food on you shirt you're wearing right now. (go ahead look down, you know who you are) /Looks down I think you mean three weeks ago And a few of my own 65) When you see a hot chick in the street you say 'target aquired' 66) When she turns you down you say 'target lost' 67) When her boyfriend rounds the corner you say 'enemy at 10 o'clock' 68) When he thumps you you say 'Under fire' 69) When your seeing stars you also see 'team member out of action' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Ranger Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 @Schenk, Personal experience rears its ugly head again mmmmm? 49) You try to pee "semi-auto" in the morning for better accuracy. 50) You announce "blind fire" after missing anyway... 51) Your wife screams "friendly fire!" after she discovers this the hard way. 52) You prefer 12oz cans "cuz they got a faster reticule". Some of my favs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_1G_HiLandR Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 The other day while driving with my son, I saw a police officer along the side of the road and whispered "contact" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomer Posted January 9, 2003 Share Posted January 9, 2003 You want to right a book about your expierences with the Ghosts and u want to add pictures of u and fellow commards in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRW_Hotdog Posted January 10, 2003 Author Share Posted January 10, 2003 if you guys keep adding to it here i will add it to the one on our site as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruin Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 [*]Whenever playing football, you look at your team mates and say to yourself "Right, no shooting blue" [*]You have dreams about how you're going to rescue the POWs from that camp. [*]While on a dull date, you sketch battle plans on a cocktail napkin. You then use a piece of the same number, and give her your IP address as you telephone number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuor Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 70. You're walking down a corridor, and lean around a corner, to see if any 'tangos' are there. 71. Your outlook on 'shopping' is 'Go in, get it, get out.' 72. You are a crack shot with every gun available to mankind, but can't pick up a date to save your life. 73. When you are sitting in Physics class, you start to calculate ballistics info. 74. You can spot a chamelon anywhere, but can't seem to turn off the computer, and take out GR. 75. When your 'friends' ask you how your day was, you recount your latest GR mission. 76. You won't sleep until you finish Xmission without any casualties. 77. Your house is decked out in Camo. 78. You own 10 different army camos, but not one suit. 79. You instinctively go prone when you see a 'tango' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firefly2442 Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 -You've downloaded all the GR and Rainbow Six MP3 music and listen to it. (I listen to em ) -You've read every single Tom Clancy book. -You refer to Tom Clancy as *GOD* -You refer to GR as *GOD* -You want a job at UBI. -All you play are Clancy games. -You don't believe that the real world is REAL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRW_GpVon Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 yea so when ppl ask me how my off days were i really do think of my last mission...........lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightCrawler Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 LMAO, I'm going to have to print this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Ranger Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 (edited) LMAO, I'm going to have to print this. I did already! Here's one I thought of on the way home: You copied the .wav files of the GR theme music and burned it to a CD that you play in you car, house, *coughworkcough*, etc... So Guilty!! When you meticulously examine every computer tweak and setting thinking, "How is this going to improve my GR gaming." or when every piece of hardware you upgrade to is somehow related to GR. So Guilty!! Edit: Holy Crap NightCrawler you got 93 posts?! Good God!!! Edited January 11, 2003 by Dark Ranger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Photostation.net Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 These are great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Slink Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 These are great. Agreed! Your power button is right by your bed. You wake up press the button, go to the loo come back log on and at 11pm go to sleep after a days worth of playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyberborg975 Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 you apply ghost recon tactics when paintballing... you start seeing a reticule develope in your vision... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 LMAO that XRW list is awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightCrawler Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 you apply ghost recon tactics when paintballing... you start seeing a reticule develope in your vision... Guilty as charged on this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viper Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 you start seeing a reticule develope in your vision... Yes, or you just start seeing in pixels CLARK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Ranger Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 (For those of us that bring food or drink up to our computer while we play GR.) > You insist on putting your beverage in a olive drab colored canteen! > When you start reciting the Ghost's Creed at random parts in the day or at meal time (a.k.a. chow time) ...or in my case, say the Ranger Creed three times a day! (I really do!) > You actually believe that someday you will get to meet Will Jacobs or Austra G... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRW_Hotdog Posted January 13, 2003 Author Share Posted January 13, 2003 i am happy to see everyone gets a kick out this list. in a few days i will start adding the new submissions from all of you here to our main list with credits. thanks for keeping it going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIX Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 (edited) Hey, can you get me some links to the RSE music, like the GR and Rainbow SIX music. Is the music on the CDs? I thought they were there but in cab files of some sorts.! Thanks Edited January 13, 2003 by SIX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeutinh Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 this is hilarious ... and you guys would probably fit most of the description I always wanna have a ghillie suit and a real svd to take out the neighbours cat Well, if you guys haven't try this yet, me and my mates actually test out our GR skill in skirmish, or paintball. Howz dat ?? Just missing demo since no nades and no ats ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~NkOgNiTo~ Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 your playing gta3 and all you want to do is frag every hallway, and snipe from the bushes... hey that gives me an idea time to add a camo skin to my gta3!!! your wife or significant other ###### you off and you yell ######!!! she shoots down for sex again and you say under your breath "TK'r" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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