Specter 0 Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Top 14 Things Overheard on Britney Spears’ Honeymoon. 14. "Hurry, driver, get us back to our hotel room before she sobers up!" 13. "Yes, it's romantic to carry me over the threshold. I'm just saying it would be *more* romantic if your pants were still on." 12. "Am *too* a virgin! It doesn't count when you do it standing up." 11. "Okay, Jason, I gave it up. Now when are you gonna introduce me to Jerry Seinfeld?" 10. "Move! Go pee in the sink; I gotta puke again!" 9. "If anyone should see any reason why these two should not be wed -- other than their parents, their agents, their immediate families, struggling musical artists who have way more talent, a public that has grown tired of these kinds of ridiculous publicity stunts and humanity-at-large -- speak now or forever hold your peace." 8. "Hey, why is the bride on the cake dressed like a ######?" 7. "How long do you think this will last?" "Ten." "Ten what, honey?" "9... 8...." 6. "You may now kiss the bride. And when Madonna's done, the groom can have his turn." "You didn't use a condom?!? Well, don't worry -- we can get *that* mistake annulled, too." "Well, we still had more sex than Liza and David Gest and Michael and Lisa Marie combined." "Hello, room service? I have a complaint: Someone has already eaten my Pop Tart." "It's not pierced; it was wired shut by my record label." and the Number 1 Thing Overheard on Britney Spears' Honeymoon... "You are soooo cute. Look at you! You are absolutely adorable. You are-- I'LL BE RIGHT OUT, JASON... I'M IN THE BATHROOM!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
deathmonger338 0 Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 I'm not surprised... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dagger 0 Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Good one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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