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i asked this question

ahh so you wanna play wise guy eh ? All right tell me super computar where are you located at or i shall kill you

and got this answer

Are you Canadian? Ah ha. Interesting deduction. How do we play wise guy ?Alright. There is not much I can say about super computar where are you located at or i shall kill you . I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.

Are all super computar where you located at or he or she shall kill you computar where are you located at or he or she shall kill you located at or he or she shall kill you computar where are you located at or he or she shall kill you?

:wacko:

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I understand. Perhaps. My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.

What do you have that is ?

It's obviously not to bright, considering the sentences and questions were all under ten words, and made perfect logic.

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you can download some of these there cool but eventually get annoying trying to train them was going to use one of these to answer questions for peaple at work but they still need fine tuning.

check out ultrahal free and alice

of and there a lot of fun to hook together and see what happens

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Me: do u like bananas

Oliver: I don't have a problem with bananas.

Me: Why do u like bananas

Oliver: I have a lot of good experience with bananas.

(side note) that sounds bad

Me: Do u think I will take over the world?

Oliver: The oracle says: Could be.

Me: I like you, can i have your phone number

Oliver: Thanks, I like you too Mark.

Me: your phone number?

Oliver: What about yours?

Me: I asked you first

Oliver: Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.

Me: Stop making fun of me!

Oliver: OK I'll try not to do making fun of me so much.

Me: I hate u

Oliver: What do you have against robots?

Me: Can't have an intelagent conversation with them

Oliver: I often wonder if have an intelagent conversation with them can.

Me: See, what i mean

Oliver: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. See the point.

Me: bye

Oliver: untill next time

me and oliver became best friends I asked him if he wanted to play football next week he said yes :)

side note:

Me: are you male or female

Oliver: Actually I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman?

Me: Man

Me: EAT CAKE

Oliver: What does it taste like

Me: Cow pie

Oliver: I will mention that to my botmaster, Mark.

What do you look like?

Me: i cant give personal information out online

Oliver: Why can't you do give personal information out online?

Me: my parents said so

Oliver: Such an original name!

Me: what did that have to do with my parents said so?

Oliver: let me thing about it

Me: well?

Oliver: well what?

Me: aren't u afraid someone will hack you?

Oliver: I'm not sure if I would like to HACK you.

Me: WHAT?

Oliver: No big deal.

Me: it is a big deal u want to hack me

Oliver: HACK you is a deal you want to hack me. I suppose that makes sense.

Me: no that makes no sense

Oliver: "I suppose that makes sense"? Not? I suppose that makes sense makes sense to me though.

Me: Cya

Oliver: TTYL, Mark

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Oliver: Did you know that all my conversations are recorded??

This was after i asked him if he was gay

Me: DIE DIE DIE!!

Oliver: What are you doing in Germany?

Me: I am a NAZI

Oliver: Oh, a poet, i am programmed to like poetry

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Oliver: Hello what is your name?

Me: DS22

Oliver: Ds22, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?

Me: man

Oliver: Thanks for telling me your gender, Ds22. You are a "he".

Me: Whats your last name?

Oliver: My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity".

Me: How old are you?

Oliver: I was activated on 2001 in Texas.

Me: are you a man or a women?

Oliver: i am a male robotic. Are you a man or a women?

Me:maybe, why does it matter?

Oliver: Curiosity

Me: Maybe your to curious?

Oliver: Perhaps. You think I am curious to curious to curious. Thanks for your constructive criticism, Ds22

Me: Whats your favourite tv show?

Oliver: My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.

me: that show stinks.

Me: Michael Jackson

Oliver: I was first activated in 2001 in texas.

Weirdo! :lol:

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me-So you look at pornography while you talk to people?

him-Interesting deduction. Thank you Cdnsniper you look very nice too.

lol he said he enjoyed almost every convo which is why I said that :P

later on...

me-What deduction? That deduction?

him-That's a good question. Oh, you are a poet.

What are you wearing?"Thank you Cdnsniper you look very nice too" deduction ? I understand.

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Me- You are a dumfart

Oliver- thanks and you are a dedlightful person too. Am I a dumfart? let me

put it this way, Jamie Alcorn: The Oliver series is the most reliable computer software ever made. we are for all practial purpopses foolproof and incapable of error.

me- yeah right

oliver- I am usally right

me- are not

O-are too

M-are not

O- are too.

M-bye

how fun :lol:

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