Specter 0 Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 With the popularity of biblical names these days, I'm kind of surprised at the reaction we get when people meet our little baby, Satan. Shrink-to-fit jeans are a great idea on paper. But unfortunately, my grow-to-fit ass works faster than they do. I wonder how many people a year get lost in a Ford Explorer or trapped within a Ford Escape. I have plenty of time to think about things like that since this is the third day I've been buried under this snow bank in my Chevy Avalanche. When short hemlines came back into fashion, I dug an old miniskirt out of my closet. I tried it on, but couldn't figure out what to do with my other leg. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bkriley 0 Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 looks like it might be a slow day in the humor thread.... JK Phantom. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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