Shadow Recon 0 Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older Woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Older woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Older Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes. Would you open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am? Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma'am. One of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Older Woman: Bet the lying ###### told you I was speeding, too. Don't Mess With Old Ladies Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Xian Saint 0 Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 Now thats funny... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ruin 17 Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 ROFLMFAO! Oh man, that's crazy. Good find hun. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cpl Ledanek 247 Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
deadly_sniper22 0 Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 hahaha! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NYR_32 6 Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Ha! Smart lady Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Private B 0 Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 hehe we can all learn from her... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shadow Recon 0 Posted January 19, 2004 Author Share Posted January 19, 2004 I shall do that one day... I have a bad thing about speeding... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Yodasplat 0 Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 ... Older Woman: Bet the lying ###### told you I was speeding, too. Don't Mess With Old Ladies I believe that the best word to describe her is "cheeky". Good one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rocky 1,224 Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 LOL! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dagger 0 Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Good one SR Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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