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Police Officer O'Leary is cruising around in his patrol car one night......on the lookout for trouble.

He sees two little old blonde (well, used to be but now gray) ladies in the front seat of a Chevrolet convertible, parked in "Honest John's" used car lot. The car lot is closed, so O'Leary drives up alongside the Chevy and asks, "Are you ladies trying to steal this car?"

"Certainly not," says one of the ladies, "we purchased it this afternoon."

"Well," says the cop, "why don't you start it up and drive out of here?"

"We don't drive," replies the other little old lady........"And besides we're waiting.....we were told that if we bought a car here we'd get screwed."

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