Specter 0 Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 CHINESE PROVERBS *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Virginity like bubble, one ######, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fart in church sit in own pew. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Crowded elevator smell different to midget. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sgt Jamie 0 Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Crowded elevator smell different to midget. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cpl Ledanek 247 Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. COUGH!!!COUGH!!!AHEMM!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
budgie 1 Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 (edited) Man who want row of corn first must shovel ton of ###### MODERATOR EDIT: Do not bypass the swear filter. Edited January 16, 2004 by zjj Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Specter 0 Posted January 15, 2004 Author Share Posted January 15, 2004 Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. COUGH!!!COUGH!!!AHEMM!!! Now why did I know that you would have picked that one, Ledanek? ROFLMFAOPIMP ! ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chems 0 Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 LMAO there good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jack57 0 Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 LMAO - very, very good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kewl 0 Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 Man who buys drowned cat pays for wet ***** Man who puts his **** in jar of peanut better is ******* nuts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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