Specter 0 Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 There was a New Yorker, a Californian and a Redneck on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: 1. to be shot 2. to be hanged 3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death. So the New Yorker said, "Shoot me right in the head." Boom, he was dead instantly. Then the Californian said, "Just hang me." Snap! He was dead. Then the Redneck said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and the redneck fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy. Then the Redneck said, "Give me another one of those shots!" So the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he was doubled over. Finally the warden said, "What's wrong with you?" The Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid..... I'm wearing a condom!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TeXaN 0 Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 LMFAO thats great Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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dagger 0 Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 good one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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