Specter 0 Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 The 98 year old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink but she refused. Then one of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened and poured a generous amount into the warm milk. Back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother drank a little, then a little more and before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop. "Mother," the nuns asked with earnest, "please give us some wisdom before you die." She raised herself up in bed and with a pious look on her face said, "Don't sell that cow." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cdnsniper 0 Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 Nice Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tollen 0 Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 I need all the humour I can get just about now, so thank, you that was a good one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stalker 0 Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CME4WHOIAM 0 Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 that thing is old but still funny thanks for reminding me it was out there Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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