squad_e Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 One Other Thing im starting to where camo more often lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpl Ledanek Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 your in the outhouse writing scripts on the toilet paper about a Splinter Cell / GhostRecon Prequel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pz3 Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 when its 3 years later and your still modding / playing it oh my Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagger Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Reason 184andwhatever: When in a crowded place you tap the person in front of you and say youve got point. Reason 184andwhatever: When in a dangerous night enviroment in an urban area you tell your mate to watch the 6. good ones Chems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osokdfgr Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 you want to use the ghostrecon logo on a triathlon relay team named "The Ghosts" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V2_Bloodline Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CME4WHOIAM Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 When two female cousins (16 and 17 years old) who live in diffrent states threaten to come to your house take your GR cds and brake them in half than beat some &*&&^&% commen sense into you. yeah my life is screwed up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmcdonald Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Just love this thread! My faves 38) When your mother-in-law slips and falls you say "Enemy Down" 39) When your wife hears you, you say "Medic" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobaka Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 When you stare at a well-endowed female a little too long you tell your girlfriend/wife/whatever "sorry, all those polys were really slowing my framerates". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sup Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Reason#Whatever: When you kill all your co-workers/schoolmates. Wait a minute, none of us have done that!!! Could this mean the media is wrong? Can't be! *Runs off to play more GR, in hopes become violent.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
titaniumx3 Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 When you think the handle of your badminton racket is a silencer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagger Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 When you stare at a well-endowed female a little too long you tell your girlfriend/wife/whatever "sorry, all those polys were really slowing my framerates". LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 i got one When going outside for hide and go seek you try to evade the dog and try Lethal or Non Lethal force on the dog so you wont be spotted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagger Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 i got one When going outside for hide and go seek you try to evade the dog and try Lethal or Non Lethal force on the dog so you wont be spotted not very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WytchDokta Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 (edited) Contact!! 12 o'clock, 100 metres. Closing fast!! All units fire on sight, I say again, fire on sight....Huh? Wait a minute, that's my dog!! Look out, there's a sniper on the neighbours garage roof!! Find cover!! ...... Cover me! I'm gonna flank him on the left. Covering fire now!! Squad? Squad?!! Huh? Where's my squad? Oh that reminds me....I didn't have a squad. And the "sniper" turned out to be the neighbours cat.... Edited August 16, 2004 by [Wx] .:Nightmare:. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osokdfgr Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 (edited) Reason 184andwhatever: When in a dangerous night enviroment in an urban area you tell your mate to watch the 6. oh my! before my best friend moved I did that! lol! :'( You want to purchase the games that other GR.net members have Everytime you go somewhere you plan how to react if attacked by, terrorists, kidnappers or robbers. (I have and do this alot) When left home alone you tell your parents to call you if anything bad happens i.e. robbed, kidnapped, ect. (I've done this too) you want to talk to every policeman, active duty military, and vet you see. You post in this topic. You want to sleep with the .45 under your pillow. (yes Ive done this too) every time you hear a sharp crack you instantly assume that it was a gunshot. Edited August 17, 2004 by osokdfgr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 You are walking down the street and u take everyone u can in a alley and ask them if they are a terrorist You are on guard all the time with a large M60 pointing twoards the street you are on the roof of the house with a PSG-1 and u see the mailman and u point ur laser sight at his legs and fire "WHO ARE U!?" u shout "IM THE MAILMAN WHY DID U SHOOT ME?" and u reply "Oh sorry thought u were a terrorist and thought u were gonna put a bomb in my mailbox You are at work and ur boss hired u a new partner to work with and when he goes away u draw ur Mark 23 SOCOM and point it at him asking if he is a terrorist or a spy You go hunting with a M82 Barret You build a defense matrix of mines, barbed wire, Rocket batteries, and Chain guns wondering when a eemy will come to u he are some other i thought up enjoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagger Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 Not very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Slink Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 You try to see how close you can get to people facing the other way before they hear you. You clear your house regularly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 here is one You play GR too much when you try to make your own frag grenades Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chems Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Snake I dont think you should visit the humour section anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 I thought of a new one recently prompted by a new game I've been playing You Know You Play GR Too Much When.... .... you keep pressing a non-existant peek key at corners when playing Doom 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supasniper Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 thanks god some one else does that too, ofp needs them as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GR_Modder Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 .... you keep pressing a non-existant peek key at corners when playing Doom 3. There goes buying that game with the New PC im getting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squad_e Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 you start visiting your local army store more often than you do the game stores heres there website... Springfields Army Stores they got cool stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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