Jump to content
Ghost Recon.net Forums

Taxi Driver humor


Recommended Posts

A New York taxi driver sees a nun at the side of the street. He pulls over and picks her up. A conversation between them begins.

The nun sees that the taxi driver keeps looking back at her. She asks, “Is anything wrong.” The taxi driver replies. “No, no its just a small thing.” The nun said. “It is ok I am able to help God has gave me his word.”

The taxi driver says. “Well I have always wanted to kiss a nun.” The nun asks. “Well are you single.” The taxi driver replies. “Yes.” The nun asks. “Are you good Christian?” The taxi driver says. “Yes.” The nun replies. “Well, ok pull into the next alley.”

The nun and taxi driver kissed and went back onto the road. The taxi driver kept looking back at the nun. The nun asked. “Do u have another problem?” The taxi driver replies sadly. “Well, I’m married, I have two kids and I’m Jewish.” The nun replied. “Well I have a confusion too. My name is Mike and I just came from a costume party.”

:whistle: that was bad wasnt it?

:thumbsup: but funny

Edited by CME4WHOIAM
Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...