SPORTS COMMENTATOR SLIP-UPS

[[GR] Cool K 0]

• "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them serious."(Alan
  Minter)
  
• "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him." (New Zealand rugby commentator Murray Mexted)
  
• "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother." (Ted Walsh horse racing commentator)
  
• "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." Winston
  Bennett)
  
• "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it, which is identical." (Murray Walker - F1 racing commentator)
  
• "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and mother." (Greg
  Norman)
  
• "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." (Terry Venables - Soccer Coach)
  
• "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew." (Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race
  1977)
  
• "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field" (Metro Radio)
  
• "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to hang in the air for even longer." (David Acfield)
  
• "And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class." (David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics)
  
• "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.....Oh my God! What have I just said?!!!" (US PGA Commentator)
  
• "For those of you who are watching in black and white, the blue is behind the brown." (Ted Lowe, Snooker commentator)
  
• True story... a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too as they were laughing so hard!
  

[Private B 0]

Good ones Cool K!

[Tollen 0]

Commentator's... They are a breed of their own!

[Recon 0]

LOL! They're great!

[Jack57 0]

Wonderfull! Nice find

This one's interesting though:

"This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother." (Ted Walsh horse racing commentator)

You know, anyone who's spent time around horses wouldn't find anything unusual about that comment at all, even if you had to point out to them why some do find it funny

Jack

[pantera_team_a 0]

So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?

I dont think i would ever be able to do a show with her again... i couldnt keep a strait face after that!

[Guest SI-Prozac]

So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?

well its gunna be comeing tonight

[cdnsniper 0]

[Guest SI-Prozac]

im gunna go try and find some video links of a few of thoes

[Guest SI-Prozac]

ok this isnt a sport commentator .... but its still a nice slip up

Funny!

[MarkVanDamme 0]

"The batsmans Holding, the bowlers Willey"!

[[GR] Cool K 0]

Good finding Prozac...

...can't figure out how he managed to keep control of him self...

Edited November 22, 2003 by [GR] Cool K