ReconSnake 0 Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 Why did the chicken cross the Road? Posted March, 2003 George W. Bush We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against Us. There is no middle ground here. Al Gore I invented the Chicken. I invented the Road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people. Colin Powell Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. Hanz Blix We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road. Mohammed Aldouri (Irag ambassador) The chicken did not cross the road. this is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken. Saddam Hussein This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. Ralph Nader The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted. Barbara Walters Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road. John Lennon Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace. Aristotle It is the nature of chickens to cross the road Karl Marx It was a historical inevitability Voltaire I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death it's right to do it. Ronald Reagan What chicken? Captain Kirk To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. Fox Mulder You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more Chickens have to cross before you believe it? Sigmund Freud The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. Bill Gates I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken Albert Einstein did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? Bill Clinton I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please? Colonel Sanders I missed one? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tollen 0 Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 Hmmm... yes... it´s a mather of definition, is this a joke, or is the fact that I´m smiling just a human reaction to some words placed in some particular order? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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supasniper 0 Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 LMAO good one RS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
-|)()A-Cobra 0 Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 Honestly that is the longest and best "Why did the chicken cross the road" j oke ever! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Private B 0 Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 Budda : If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature. Slavador Dali : The fish Molly Yard : It was a hen Jack Nicholson : 'Cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason Darwin : It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NYR_32 6 Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 hehe... good one RS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The_Slink 0 Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Heard most of them before but it's still good! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pantera_team_a 0 Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 very nice... lol private b's addys were good 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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